[The scene opens to a blank, black screen. Suddenly, "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing begins to play as we see an explosion of BSCW images.
The Rebel nails the Confederate Drop on Mr. M.A.K.
Taurus locks the Horns of Taurus in on Joker.
Leo nails a Sexysault on Joker.
Goo hits the Goo train on Buzzcut.
Buzzcut military presses Grinnin and tosses him out of the ring and into the guard rail.
J.C Swinger hits the Beverly Hills Number Cruncher on Crucifix.
Gemini hits a double chokeslam on Brian Deegan.
Vic Simmons nails Brendan Deegan with a splash onto a shopping cart.
Brian Deegan hits the Epilogue on Gemini I.
And finally, Justin Keith hits his Blockbuster Surprise on the Rebel as the screen explodes and the Thursday Night Blockbuster logo appears.] [The scene fades and is replaced by an aerial view of the Crystal Ballroom in Portland, Oregon. We see some noteworthy signs that say "I want to be Sexysaulted!" "Layeth the M.A.K.eth down" and "Foley who? Lafleur 4 commissioner!" We then pan down to our new ringside broadcast team of Peter Gregory and "Double C" Chris Choate.] PG: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight for this inaugural broadcast of BSCW Thursday Night Blockbuster. We have a lot in store for you this evening, including three big matches and run downs of the biggest feuds going down in our company. CC: That's right, Tony Schiavone Jr. It should be a great night in store, but let's get rolling with some WRASSLIN'! PG: Did you just call me Tony Schiavone Jr.? CC: Yeah. I mean, come on, you're practically like, "Ooh, this'll be the greatest night in the history of our industry!" PG: I didn't say anything like that! CC: Yeah you did. PG: [Shakes his head.] Let's just get to our first match. [The scene fades, and then switches to the inside of the ring at the Crystal Ballroom, where BSCW Ring Announcer Jared Lord is standing by.] Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first... At a combined weight of 475 pounds, they hail from the land of the Rising Sun, Japan, here are Hiroshi Masato and Taka Tamad... YAKUZA! [The two men walk down to the ring with little reaction as "Yakuza" by Pilfers plays. They ignore the fans who try to slap hands with them. The crowd boos them slightly for no other reason then for being foreign. Ain't we a great country? The two men get into the ring and await their opponents.] Jared Lord: And their opponents, from Italy, at a combined weight of 624 pounds, Vinnie Caschera and the BSCW United States champion Max C, here are the Assassins of Success! [The two Italian brothers get a warm reception from the crowd as "Power Trip" by Monster Magnet blares throughout the arena. They slap hands with some fans on their way down to the ring. Max wears short black cowboy boots, long black leather jeans, long black leather trenchcoat, and a black sleeveless shirt with a picture of a skull on the front, surrounded by flames and "This is your worst nightmare" written on the back in red. Vincent is wearing the same except on his shirt he has written "Non ce morta senza vita." Max and Vincent walk down to the ring and climb over the top rope. Max goes up to the left turnbuckle and hold his belt up in the air while Vincent goes to the opposite corner and holds his hand up in the air. The crowd gives them a very nice ovation as the bell rings and we begin!] PG: And here we go, folks! The four men are trading right hands, back and forth! Now it seems that the Assassins have gotten the better. Vinnie and Max whip both men and clothesline them out of the ring! The crowd cheers as Max and Vinnie play up to the crowd as Yakuza regroups. The ref now has this match under control, and it looks like Vinnie will start out against Hiroshi. They tie up, and Vinnie backs him into a corner. He unleashes some chops, as the crowd yells out "Whoo!" Hiroshi reverses a whip to the opposite corner and nails a running back elbow. He hits a quick bulldog on Vinnie and tags in Taka. Taka comes in with a Slingshot Dropkick that knocks down Vinnie! He gets a quick cover for 1, as Vinnie presses Taka off. Taka works over the arm of Vinnie with an Arm Bar, but Vinnie nails a Short Arm Clothesline and tags in the U.S champion! The monstrous Max C steps in and nails a Spinebuster right away! He whips Taka and nails a big boot. He whips Taka again and tries another, but Taka slides underneath and tags Hiroshi. Hiroshi hits a Slingshot Dropkick of his own. He picks up Max C and the two try a double team Suplex on him, but he's just to big! Max nails a Double Clothesline that almost knocks both of his opponents out of their boots! CC: Max C with a pickup of Hiroshi.. and.. Death Valley Bomb! It's over! 1.2. No! Taka breaks it up, saving his teammate. Vinnie comes in and slugs it out for a second with Taka, but the ref gets both men back to their corner. Max hits a Sideslam and goes to the top rope! How many times do you see a guy just under 8-feet tall going to the top rope! Taka crotches him on the top turnbuckle! Taka goes up.. and.. Top Rope Hurricanrana, beautifully executed! He tags in Hiroshi, who puts Max C in the Dragon Sleeper! Yakuza has sound strategy here, as they are picking their spots to wear down the bigger men! Max is fading.. The ref is checking on him.. But Max has energy left! He spins out of the Dragon Sleeper and.. He takes Hiroshi down! Bella Facia! He has it on! Hiroshi's gonna tap! PG: But Taka pulls Hiroshi to the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. Max tags in Vinnie, who nails Hiroshi with a series of right hands. Irish whip and a tilt-a-whirl suplex! Vinnie puts on an Armlock / Hammerlock combination submission hold on Hiroshi, but Hiroshi flips out of it and dropkicks the back of Vinnieôs knee. He tags Taka, and sets up for a Russian Leg Sweep. Just as he hits it, Taka hits a spinning heel kick! Beautiful! Cover..1..2.. No! Max broke up the count. Vinnie and Hiroshi are tied up and roll to the outside. Here comes Taka! He nails a beautiful springboard plancha to the outside, taking out Vinnie and his own partner! Taka bounces back up and rolls Vinnie in. Vinnie blocks a punch and body presses Taka! He simply drops him to the mat! Vinnie goes to the top rope, but Hiroshi has recovered and crotches Vinnie up top! Meanwhile, behind the refs back, Max C comes in and drops Taka with a DDT! Hiroshi tries to nail Vinnie with a Dragonsteiner, but Vinnie blocks it! Whatôs he doing? No..no! Vinnie gives Hiroshi the Grande Capo off the top rope, RIGHT ONTO TAKA! OHMYGOD! Cover....1....2.....NO! I can't believe Taka kicked out! CC: Vinnie tosses Hiroshi aside and picks up Taka. He tags Max, and whips Taka. He lifts Taka and it's the....ITALIAN CONNECTION! 1....2....3! Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match... The ASSASSINS OF SUCCESS! ["Power Trip" plays once more as the Italian brothers congratulate each other before leaving to the cheers of the crowd.] CC: Oh wow, what a way to kick off Thursday Night Blockbuster! PG: No doubt about it, the last few minutes of that match were eye popping! CC: Yakuza put up one hell of a fight and showed a lot of resiliency. They'll be back, but tonight the Assassins were just too big. PG: Well folks, as you know, Thursday Night Blockbuster will also be a show to run down the latest and greatest feuds in BSCW, so let'0s show you the recent happenings relating to J.C Swinger, Matt O'Riordan, and J.C's manager, Tina. [We cut to a highlight package the begins at Detonation 2001. We see Goo reverse the Beverly Hills Number Cruncher and hit a low blow. He gives Swinger the Goo train and then a bulldog to pin him and win the Canadian title. We focus on Swinger's face of shock and anger. We then cut to the back, where Swinger attacks Matt O'Riordan for talking to his manager, Tina. We then go straight to the footage of last week's Battleground.] Bill: And he Powerbombs "The Innovator of Offense" right through it! As Matt lies dazed amidst the wooden rubble, Swinger grabs his kendo stick! He walks over as Matt gets up to his knees... CRACK! Again and again, he cracks that kendo stick over Matt's head... Good Lord! He broke it over O'Riordan's head! As Matt slumps to the ground... The ref calls for the bell! Jared Lord: Your winner by way of Disqualification... "The Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan! [As Swinger stands over the fallen O'Riordan, Tina Carson runs down to the ring. She grabs Swinger by the shoulder, pleading with him not to do any more damage to Matt. Swinger grabs him by the hair and tosses her into the ring. He grabs a microphone and rolls into the ring himself.] J.C. Swinger: Why don't you tell me what's going on. [Tina bursts into tears, trying to get back to her feet.] J.C. Swinger: You're not going to talk? That's fine don't talk. Maybe your boyfriend Matt will talk while I give him the beating of his life. [Tina finally gets to her feet, pleading with Swinger...] Tina: No! I'll tell you... I've been dating Matt every since Detonation and I... I... I have had sex with him. [J.C. Swinger's cocky smile turns into a pale cold lifeless look of pure evil and hate.] J.C. Swinger: Is that so? [J.C. grabs Tina by the neck. He gives her the Beverly Hills Number Cruncher. The crowd boos him furiously. He laughs cruelly while standing over Tina. Meanwhile, Matt O'Riordan rolls back into the ring. He staggers over to Swinger. He then spins Swinger around, kicks him in the gut and...] Bil Withonel: Misery Bomb! He nailed him with it! Matt tosses Swinger out of the ring, and lays him out on the Bostonian Broadcast Table. Matt jumps up on to the ring apron, and climbs up to the top turnbuckle... Moonsault! Through the table! My God, look at the wreckage! The EMT's have arrived, and they're putting Tina, Matt, and Swinger on stretchers! What a clusterfuc... Matt Heath: Hold on there... Don't want to lose our G rating. This has been quite a night so far however. [We then cut to later in the night, and see highlights of the MDD stealing the Canadian title and the return of Grinnin. He challenges Swinger, and this is what happened.] Grinnin: Hello Portland!! I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you the fans, you the boss, Richard Vail, and most ESPECIALLY, this piece of garbage lying unconsious at my feet Lt. Buzz Lightyear. This little cartoonish pile of trash decided dropping me on my head on a steel rail was a smart thing to do. Probably even thought that he ended the Grinman's career. Well Lightyear, I got news for you. It takes a lot morethen one match, one rail and one little bump on the head to derail the Grinman from what he wants to do. [Crowd starts to cheer until Grinnin raises his hands to settle them down a little.] Grinnin: Now Buzzcut, I dont doubt that you are going to be a little upset when you wake up later tonight and I am almost certain that you are going to bitch and complain about how I just blindsided you. Here you ... [Grinnin reaches into the pocket of his jeans and pulls out a quarter and drops it on Buzzcut's chest.] Grinnin: That, with all the dimes sprinkled around you, should be more than enough to find somebody to call who might give a rat's ass. Now, on to my next topic of discussion. J ... C ... Swinger. You seem to have a problem with the Gooster and the Goo train and all these fans that love the everyday man's champion. I have a message for you. Dont try and blind side him. Dont ambush him. Accept the fact that this rather rotund man that you didn't take seriously beat you for the title, broke your winning streak and if you don't watch the regular guy Goo is apt to take your girl. [Crowd starts to laugh at Grinnin's last comment as Grinnin continues to speak.] Grinnin: Buzzcut, Swinger, I want you two mental midgets to be aware of something in the coming weeks. You cross the Gooman, you will more then likely end up looking foolish and taking a ride on the Goo Train. You cross the Grinman and I promise something far worse then that. I promise to hurt you, beat you and above all else .... YOU WILL GET SMACKED!!!! [Grinnin drops the mic and heads to the back as "Sad but True" by Metallica begins to reverberate throughout the arena. Grinnin high fives several of the fans on his way out as Buzzcut finally starts to come to his senses.] (We cut pack to Peter Gregory and Chris Choate at the broadcast table.) PG: I hope Grinnin does smack the hell out of Swinger, after what he did to poor Tina. CC: Are you kidding? She got what she deserved! PG: Oh, please! CC: You have to be crazy to betray a guy like Swinger, especially when you're his own manager! PG: Well I'm sure we haven't seen the last of this Swinger/Grinnin rivalry, or even the Swinger/O'Riordan/Tina story. Stay tuned, folks. CC: And what was lost in all of this is that the Million Dollar Dragon returned and stole the Canadian title belt from that fat slob Goo! Forget all the soap opera, one of the best damn wrestlers in BSCW is back, and with a vengeance! PG: Yes, that is true. Make sure to check out Battleground this week, when MDD makes his return to the ring alongside Emelio to take on Grinnin and Goo. Will Swinger get involved? Will Goo get his Canadian title back? [A graphic for this match flashes across the screen.] CC: And as for Swinger, he'll be teaming up with Lt. Buzzcut to take on the team of Max C and Matt O'Riordan at Battleground, so you won't want to miss that! [A graphic showing all four men in this match flashes across the screen, with Tina's image in between Matt and J.C.] PG: And speaking of Goo, I'm told he's backstage for an interview with Mike Phillabaum. Mike? [We cut to the backstage area where Mike is with Goo. Goo is without his Canadian title. He is currently wearing his referee's outfit that he wore last Sunday, which makes us wonder if he's bathed.] Mike: Goo, last Sunday night the Million Dollar Dragon returned and stole your Canadian title, tell me... [But before Mike can finish his question, Lt. Buzzcut is on the scene. He shoves Mike aside and starts beating the hell out of the surprised Goo! Buzzcut sends Goo flying into the wall. Buzzcut then MILITARY PRESSES the big Goo and tosses him into the interview set! Buzzcut goes over to the fallen Goo and looks up to the camera.] Buzzcut: Hey Grinnin, you see this? Don't think you have problems only with Swinger, because YOU'RE GONNA BE NEXT! And Max C? Things haven't even STARTED between us yet. [We cut back to a startled Peter and Chris.] PG: That's horrible! CC: Hey, Goo didn't referee Buzzcut's match fairly last week, he got what he deserved! PG: Sometimes I can't believe you. Well folks, it's time for our next match of the evening, so let's send it out to Jared Lord. Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Venice, Italy, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the "Menace from Venice" and is making his BSCW debut, please welcome Tre Roselli! [The Soprano theme song plays as Roselli comes down the aisle to little reaction. He takes off his black shirt as he reaches the ring and waits for his opponent.] Jared Lord: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, he weighs in at 240 pounds, here is "The Agent Of The End" Zach Storm! [Zach comes out to a mixed reaction. Some fans boo him for being a heel, and some fans cheer him for being a tough son of a bitch. Zach smokes on his way to the ring because he's hardcore. Bitch. Anyhow, Zach refuses any contact with the fans, and steps into the ring as Roselli charges and attacks him immediately.] PG: The bell rings and weôre under way! Roselli sends Storm into the corner with a flurry of right hands. He tries to hip toss Storm out of the corner, but Storm blocks and bulldogs Tre! Storm snapmares Roselli and kicks him in the back just for the hell of it! Zach picks up Tre and runs him into the turnbuckle face first! Again! 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 times, as the crowd chants along! Zach sets up Tre on the second rope, and heôs going for The End! He tries to suplex him, but Tre flips over and lands on his feet! Tre rolls up Zach..1..2.. No! Storm kicks out! Tre almost stole one there! Tre dropkicks Storm to the outside. He goes to the top and nails a Corkscrew Moonsault to the outside! Amazing! Zach reverses an Irish whip and sends Tre into the steel steps! Ouch! Zach is grabbing a steel chair, and he belts Tre in the back with it! The ref is letting this go, as Zach smartly rolls Tre in and quickly covers. 1..2.. No, Tre kicks out. Zach picks up Tre and waistlocks him from behind. He nails a German suplex! He holds on, and nails another, this time bridging! 1..2.. No! No! Tre just barely kicked out. Zach picks up Tre and sends him to the corner. He charges, but gets a boot to the face! Tre leaps and gets a hurricanrana into a pin! 1..2.. No! Storm kicks out. Tre hooks Zach's leg and hits a fisherman suplex! 1..2... No! Storm kicks out once more! Roselli applies a surfboard stretch to Zach, and this has to be very painful! Tre then stops, and hits a spinning wheelbarrow suplex! Wow! Tre calls for the end, and heads to the top rope. Heôs going for the Sicilian Slicer! He leaps, but Zach rolls away! Tre is in pain, and Zach pounces on him and applies the Crippler Crossface! He's got it locked in! The ref is checking, but Tre isn't tapping! Tre is fighting to get to the ropes.. He doesn't have much left... And.. He gets there! Storm must break the hold, and he doesn't seem too happy about it. Tre gets up, favoring his shoulder, as that hold obviously did a lot of damage. Zach senses this and hits a shoulderbreaker! He picks up, and nails another! He applies the Crossface again! Tre is fighting... And he gets to the rope again! The hold is broken. Zach goes for yet another shoulderbreaker! CC: But Tre slides down his back and hits a German suplex! That really hurt Tre's arm. Now he covers! 1..2.. No! Zach kicked out! You have to wonder if he didn't take that long to pin if he would have been able to keep Storm down. Tre picks up Storm, and delivers some chops to the chest. He kicks Zach in the gut, and he's going for a Tiger Bomb! Tre nails it! I can't believe his shoulder was strong enough to hit that move! PG: He hurt himself doing it, I'm sure of it. Tre is going to the top rope, showing lots of toughness. He leaps....and....SICILIAN SLICER! 1....2....3! Tre wins it! Jared Lord: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, the "Menace from Venice" Tre Roselli! [Tre winces as the ref raises his arm. Zach is back up, and he lifts a chair from outside, and then nails Zach from behind with it! He nails him again, sending him to the outside.] PG: Storm is nailing Roselli's injured shoulder with that chair! Enough is enough, the match is over! Now Storm and sends Tre shoulder first into the steel steps! Storm is clearing off the timekeepers table, and he says he's going to send Tre right through it! CC: Hold on! Hold on! Here comes Max C! What's he doing out here? PG: You're right, it's the United States Champion! Storm turns, and Max nails him with his title belt! Max then picks up Storm... GRANDE CAPO through the timekeepers table! CC: What's he doing here? He has no business out here! [Max leaves to cheers, but turns to Roselli, who now has gotten up, and yells to him.] Max C: Roselli, un Italiano aiuta sempre un Italiano! Bouna Fortuna amico! [Max C leaves.] CC: What the hell did he just say? PG: I think something about being Italian and being friends. CC: Oh, I thought he said "I'm an 8-foot tall ugly jerk!" PG: Stop it! Max C did the right thing, because Storm didn't have to go after Roselli like that. CC: Whatever. Let's move on. PG: Well folks, last week at Battleground we got a few big surprises, and most of it happened around main event time. Let's take a look back. [We cut now to a highlight package of what happened at Battleground. First, we see Jabroni Mahoney and Mike Phillabaum.] Mike Phillabaum: Mahoney, we haven't seen you around for quite some time. Why have you shown up here tonight? Jabroni Mahoney: To finish some unfinished business. Speaking of which, I have to get going, Mikey. [We then cut to Bill Withonel and Matt Heath at the broadcast station.] Bil Withonel: Well, that motard isn't the only one that has unfinished business. Everyone in our next match, which is tonight's main event, has plenty of that. SO without any further... Hey, Jackass! Over here! [The camera pans to the lft, and we see BSCW Columnist Jackass Malone. He waves at Bil, and then walks over to the broadcast table. Matt offers him a chair and a pair of headphones, which Jackass accepts.] Jackass Malone: Thanks guys. Bil Withonel: So, what brings you out here? Jackass Malone: I have a special surprise... I'm going to get an exclusive interview with the World Champ! Matt Heath: Taurus? Jackass Malone: No, Steve Austin. Yes, Taurus! Matt Heath: Yikes, I hope your health insurance is paid in full... [We then cut to the end of the three team, 6 man tag match at Battleground.] Justin tosses The Rebel out of the ring, and picks Taurus up by the head. Hard chop to the chest by Taurus, followed by a picture perfect Reverse Release Tiger Suplex! He picks Justin up by the head, while pointing at Jackass. I guess this is Jackass' exclusive right here! Taurus whips Justin to the ropes as Jackass gropes for something under the ring... NO! Reversal by Justin as Jackass stands up with Justin's sheet of glass! SMASH!! Right into Taurus' back! He staggers off the ropes, right into a kick to the gut by Justin! Justin gets him in position... Pedigree! That was enough for the ref, he's calling for the bell! Jared Lord: By way of disqualification... The winners of the match are Leo and Taurus!!! [Justin calls Malone in, as the two begin putting the boots to Taurus. It's very obvious that Justin's kicks are the only ones doing any real damage, however. Just then, the JwO Theme plays, as Jabroni Mahoney makes his way out to a far beyond deafening face pop. Justin yells at Malone to take care of him as he exits the ring, which Malone agrees with a laugh. Mahoney enters the ring...] Matt Heath: Kicks the Jackass in the fat gut and... DDT Of Doom! He nailed him with it! For the first time in BSCW histroy, Jabroni Mahoney has actually put someone down for the count! And now he's unlacing his wrestling boot, he throws it to the crowd... Only he's not quite that strong, so it barely clears the top ring rope. He goes to the ropes, rebounds and... The Jabroni's Elbo... NO! Justin runs in with a Clothesline, knocking Mahoney silly! Justin starts putting the boots to Mahoney, but is stopped dead in his tracks by Taurus, who spins him around, and rocks him with a Superkick! He locks him in a Fujiwara Arm Bar Which he floats into the Horns of Taurus... NO! Mahoney just Low Blowed The Japanese Akita! Taurus releases the Horns of Taurus and bends over, only to receive the DDT Of Doom from Jabroni! Uh oh... Unlike Jackass, it didn't phase Taurus at all! He grabs Mahoney by the throat, demanding to know what that was all about, as Mahoney points in back of Taurus. Taurus turns around... Just as Justin flies off the top rope! Blockbuster Surprise! He nailed him with it! What the hell has happened here tonight! Jackass Malone and Jabroni Mahoney, their hands being raises high in the air by... Justin Keith? [The scene fades to black as Jabroni helps up Jackass, and the three stand with their arms raised triumphantly over the fallen figure of Taurus. We cut back to Peter and Chris.] PG: Don't even ask me to explain what happened there, Chris. CC: What happened there? PG: Shut up. But whatever reason Mahoney and Malone decided to allign with Justin Keith, we hope we find out this Sunday at Battleground. CC: But another thing that was overlooked there was the fact that earlier in the night Keith and the Joker attacked "Deadly" Derek Irvin after his debut win against Zach Storm. Joker, Irvin and Storm will be going at it on Sunday. [A graphic for Irvin vs. Joker vs. Storm flashes across the screen.] PG: And, of course folks, the main event for Sunday Night Battleground this week will be a World title rematch between Taurus and Justin Keith. What does Keith have up his sleeve this time? What will Taurus do to bounce back? Find out Sunday night! [A graphic for Taurus vs. Keith flashes across the screen.] [We cut to the back, where Max is celebrating with Vinnie. A man walks up, holding a package.] Man: Delivery for Max Caschera? Max: That's me. Man: Sign here. [Max does, and the man leaves.] Vinnie: Who's it from? Max: Doesn't say. Vinnie: Well open it! [Max opens the large package, and pulls out a table. On it is a big target and Max's name.] Max: Damn Buzzcut. [Max hurls the table against the wall, shattering it as we cut back to Peter and Chris.] PG: It looks like Lt. Buzzcut is playing mind games with Max C. Well folks, out next match is a big tag team match, so let's go to Jared Lord. Jared Lord: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. The winners of this match will be the number 1 contenders for the BSCW tag team titles! Introducing first, from Quebec, Canada and Anchorage, Alaska respectively... Weighing in at a combined 446 pounds... Quincy LaCroix and "King of Submission" Quinn Charbonneau... The Q's!! (The Q's strut down to ringside. LaCroix is wearing an old Quebec Nordiques jersey. They have matching aqua and white shorts on. They get into the ring and pose for the crowd, who boos them heavily as "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen plays.) Jared Lord: And their opponents, from Dorchester, Massachusetts at a combined weight of 445 pounds... "Bad Religion" John O'Riordan and "The New Sensation" Brian Deeganåhere are the SIGNIFICANT BROTHERS! [The Significant Brothers pose on the ramp to a huge pop as "Breakdown" by Tantric plays. As they come to the ring, the Q's try to catch them off guard by hitting stereo suicide planchas, but the Brothers simply just step aside and let the Q's crash to the floor!] PG: Ouch! What the hell are the Q's doing? The SB's pounce on them and are ramming them into the steel barrier. O'Riordan picks up LaCroix, and Deegan drops him with a neckbreaker! The ref is sending everyone to the inside, and it'll be Charbonneau against Deegan to begin things. They tie up, and Charbonneau breaks loose and slaps Deegan in the face! Deegan is pissed, and lets loose with a flurry of right hands that sends Quinn flying around. Deegan whips Quinn and nails a gorgeous dropkick. He tags O'Riordan. They whip Quinn and hit a double dropkick! OôRiordan whips Quinn, but puts his head down. Quinn kicks him in the face, and goes over to tag Quincy. Lacroix doesnôt seem to excited about coming in, but does nonetheless. O'Riordan misses a clothesline, and Lacroix nails a side slam. He goes to the top, and hits a missile dropkick! 1..2.. No! O'Riordan kicks out. Lacroix tags in Charbonneau, catapults O'Riordan right into a superkick by Quinn! Quinn puts on a cross armbar. The "King of Submission" begins doing what he does best. O'Riordan gets the ropes, and then manages to sneak a tag to Deegan! CC: Deegan leaps in and goes behind Charbonneau. He nails a snap German suplex! Deegan then hooks Quinn and lifts.. He nails Deegan's Deadly Drop! Cover..1..2.. No! Lacroix is in to break things up. Deegan gets distracted by Lacroix, and Charbonneau drops him with a clothesline. He puts on a crooked figure-four leglock! Deegan is writhing in pain.. He's fighting... He's starting to turn it over... And... Quinn turns it back! Deegan is fighting.. And.. He gets the ropes! The hold is broken. Quinn pulls Deegan back and tries it again, but Deegan cradles! 1..2.. No! Quinn kicks out! That wasn't fair, Deegan had the tights! PG: I didn't see that! CC: You never see anything! Anyways, Deegan and Charbonneau nail each other with clotheslines, and we have a double KO. Both men are slowly getting up as the crowd comes alive. They are going to the corners.. And.. HOT TAG TIME! PG: It's O'Riordan against Lacroix, and John is kicking ass! Right hands to Lacroix! Right hands to Charbonneau! O'Riordan gets ready to catapult Lacroix.. And he does it right into a flying clothesline by Deegan! Cover..1..2.. No! Lacroix kicked out! The Significant Brothers aren't done, as they each hook an ankle and apply a double ankle lock! Lacroix is screaming in pain and fighting for the ropes.. And... The SB's pull him back to the middle of the ring! He's about to tap out, but Charbonneau is going to the top rope! He leaps, and the Brothers move away! Quinn splashes his own partner right in the back! Quinn is knocked out of the ring as Brian and John move in for the kill. They whip Quincy, but he nails a double DDT! He quickly covers Deegan, and then realizes OôRiordan is the legal man! Cover..1..2.. No! O'Riordan kicks out. Lacroix tags Charbonneau as we finally get back to only having 2 men in the ring. O'Riordan tries a cradle suplex, but Charbonneau reverses into a cradle DDT! 1..2... No! Deegan breaks it up! O'Riordan hits a reverse DDT! 1..2.. No! Kickout! O'Riordan whips Charbonneau, but he rolls right into the Alaskan Crab! He has O'Riordan's leg hooked, but John gets to the ropes! Quinn tags Quincy, who limps into the ring. He nails a double arm DDT! Quincy calls for his finisher! He goes to the top rope with John in front of him with his back to him. He's going for the Nordique, but John blocks it, spins, and hits a release Northern Lights Suplex! Amazing! Quincy gets up and runs at John, but O'Riordan connects with a tornado spinebuster! Great move! 1..2... No! Quincy gets a foot on the ropes to stop the count! John picks him up and nails the snow plow! 1..2... No! Quinn breaks it up, once again saving the Q's from defeat! John decks him with a right hand and tags Deegan, who nails a hurricanrana upon entrance. Quincy gets up and runs at Deegan, but a kick to the ankle cuts him short! CC: Great work by Deegan, whether I'd like to admit it or not. Deegan goes after Lacroix's hurt ankle, and that's smart. PG: Lacroix tags in Charbonneau, and he goes after Deegan. Charbonneau gets in a drop toe hold. He has Deegan on his stomach, and he hooks his ankles. He then grabs the head... There it is! The Spider Lock is on! Oh, GOD that has to be painful! Deegan is going to tap, but OôRiordan breaks up the hold! O'Riordan gets jumped by Lacroix, and they fight to the outside. Charbonneau tries a suplex, but Deegan reverses into a Reverse DDT. He calls for the end, and backs into the corner to set up the Epilogue! CC: Meanwhile, on the outside, Lacroix just drilled O'Riordan with the ringbell! PG: What a cheapshot! CC: That's not a cheapshot, that's smart wrestling! The ref didn't see it! PG: Deegan is on the top rope, with Charbonneau's back towards him. Heôs going for the Epilogue, but now Lacroix had climbed up to the top rope right behind Deegan! HE NAILS A SUPER NORDIQUE! Charbonneau falls on top for the pin! 1....2....NO! O'Riordan recovered in just enough time to pull Charbonneau out of the ring! CC: Watch out, here comes Lacroix! He runs and leaps to the top rope and....it's a Quebrada to the outside! PG: You mean a Moonsault! CC: It's called a QUEBRADA! PG: I think he hit his own partner for than he did O'Riordan there. And I think he hurt his own ankle! O'Riordan rolls Charbonneau in, and shoves him to the corner, where Deegan is waiting! Epilogue! He nailed it! But why aren't they covering? CC: Because they're headed to the top rope, that's why! PG: Deegan and O'Riordan are on opposite sides of the ring. They jump simultaneously....and hit a guillotine leg drop and a shooting star press, respectively! Cover! 1....2....3! The Significant Brothers win one hell of a match! They'll face Gemini on Sunday! Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match, the Significant Brothers! CC: Dammit, I thought the Q's had it won. PG: You're supposed to be unbiased here. Next up, we have our main event, folks. While tonight it'll be Vic Simmons vs. Brendan Deegan in a rematch for the Hardcore Title, at Battleground both these men will be involved in a hellacious match. CC: That's right, my man. At Battleground it'll be Vic "Tim Dogg" Simmons , "Barely of Age" Brendan Deegan, and a whole slew of other BSCW superstars involved in this Hardcore Battle Royal. [A graphic for this match flashes across the screen, showing the many men involved and the hardcore title in the middle.] CC: Earlier this week, we got a chance to catch up with the challenger in tonight's main event, and here's what he had to say. [The Scene opens up at a "Fitness Center" somewhere in Greater Boston, Massachusetts. The place is moderately busy. There are guys lifting waits, stretching, and doing push-ups. Plus, you have the middle-aged men and woman running on the treadmills and doing the aerobic bike. In other words, it's just a typical day at the gym. Same thing goes for Brendan Deegan. But of course, Brendan's workout routine is a little different. Fade out.] [Fade back into a dirty apartment. Well, not really dirty, more, how do you say?, um, untidy. We can hear faint noises of laughter and crunching. We can also hear a very familiar voice. The camera turns around to see the 21 year old Mack Truck Brendan Deegan sitting on the couch. He is wearing his flannel pajama pants and a long tee shirt. He has a bag of microwave popcorn, and a Budweiser. He is laughing uncontrollably. The camera pans to the TV screen,just in time to see Gary Coleman say "What chu talkin' 'bout Willis?" The screen then switches, it reads " You are watching the Diff'rent Strokes Marathon." We zero in.] Brendan: I don't think it will ever be possible to top a show like Diff'rent Strokes. Not only was it the funniest TV show ever, but it was sad, dramatic, and educational as well. And who doesn't love Gary Coleman as a kid? For Christ sakes he was the funniest person on TV at the time, and he was only 7 years old. Sweet Jesus that kid had talent. But then, poor ol' Gary got hooked on heroine and loveable Arny poo turned into a not so loveable crack head. Oh well, life goes on. Brendan: At the beginning of this promo, we got into the whole exercise routine thing. Well, here it is. I exercise by doing thing I like to do, it keeps my mind straight. Then, I can go out and do athletic things to the best of my ability.š But of course, I didn't get this awesome bod (smiles) by sitting on my ass all day. No, I do work out, just I do it as an everyday thing. I'm all always doing something to keep me in shape. I guess I'm a natural at looking good. Brendan: But, I have to concentrate on something else today. That's right, I have to concentrate on myš match this Thursday. Yeah, I have a rematch against Vic Simmons for the Hardcore Title. Sadly, I lost our previous bout because I was drunk, well guess what Vic, I'll be sober. Losing to you was down right embarrassing, and I don't tolerate being embarrassed. So when we get into the ring, I'm going to tear you limb from limb, it's about time I got some BSCW gold around my waste. And what a perfect time to get some. Brendan: Imagine this Vic, Brendan Deegan, the unstoppable beast, winning his first title on the premier of Thursday Night Blockbuster. It's just too good to let pass. The Hardcore Division needs me, Vic, your too good to be carrying the Hardcore Title. We need somebody more Hardcore, someone like me. Vic you're a former United States Champ, I don't want anything that big. All I want, is my hardcore title. Brendan: Ladies and Gentlemen, I promise you that come Thursday, we will have a new BSCW Hardcore Champion, in me, Barely of Age Brendan Deegan. Thank you goodnight. [Brendan continues to watch the Diff'rent Strokes marathon, fade to black.] CC: What a jackass he is. I hope Simmons wins. PG: You're supposed to be UNbiased, remember? Now, let's send it to Jared Lord for our main event. Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the BSCW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challenger. From Dorchester, Mass, he weighs in a 275 poundsåhere is "Barely of Age" Brendan Deegan! [The crowd pops as "So Far Away" by Stabbing Westward plays. Deegan makes his way out with an intense look in his eye. He wields a chair on the way out and then waits in the ring for the hardcore champ.] Jared Lord: And his opponent, to be accompanied by Scroddy "Mack" Johnson and Nubian Nightmare, he weighs in at 245 pounds and hails from Washington, DC. He is the BSCW Hardcore champion, Vic "Tim Dogg" Simmons! ["Another Life" by Rollins Band plays as Simmons charges down and meets Deegan in the ring.] PG: Deegan drills him with the chair, and we're underway! Deegan hits him again, and knocks him out of the ring! Deegan drops the chair and stalks after Simmons. Vic goes to his shopping cart of goodies, and pulls out a toaster to drill Deegan with it! Simmons then uses the steel steps to hit Deegan with a tornado DDT on the floor! Amazing! Simmons covers on the floor. 1..2..no! Deegan presses him off, kicking out with authority. Simmons charges, but Deegan hits an implant spinebuster on the floor! Ouch! CC: Deegan now picks up Simmons and gives him a fallaway slam right into his shopping cart! Deegan starts pushing the cart..and..OHMYGOD! He just pushed Simmons and the cart right off the ramp to the floor below! That had to be a 10-15 foot drop! PG: Deegan is just standing and soaking in the cheers from the crowd, as he holds his hands up high. Nubian Nightmare comes to confront Deegan and he gets speared! My God, Deegan just about gored him out of his shoes! CC: Look at this, at the top of the ramp! The Rebel is out here, and he's staring down Brendan Deegan! He strikes his famous crucifixion pose and leaves. What the hell is that all about? PG: I have no idea.Deegan goes down to find Simmons, and picks him up out of the carnage and they slug it out, with Deegan getting the best of the exchange. He drags him back to ringside. Deegan goes behindåand hits a stalling German suplex onto the steel steps! These guys are INSANE! CC: Deegan rolls Simmons inside and crotches him on the top rope. It looks like he's going for the Crucifix Crunch! Deegan is rolling to an easy win. Deegan goes up top, but Mack Johnson grabs Deegan's leg so he can't execute the move! Deegan gets down and spears the hell out of Johnson! He gets up and turns around, right into.. PG: A missile dropkick! Simmons connects! Simmons whips Deegan and hits a Tilt-a-Whirl backbreaker! He grabs the steel chair and sets it up. He whips Deegan, but Deegan reverses. He picks up Simmons after he bounces off the ropes and sideslams him on the set up chair! Cover! 1..2..no! Somehow, someway, Vic Simmons kicked out! Deegan picks up Simmons and.. Spinning Death Valley Driver, right onto the chair again! This one is over! 1..2..no! Nubian Nightmare breaks up the count, and drills Deegan with a lead pipe! He then hits the ref with the lead pipe, too! CC: What the hell did he do that for! Deegan is up, and he picks up Nubian Nightmare and hits a running powerbomb, dropping him right onto Simmons! He tosses the Nightmare aside and covers, but there's no ref! Here comes another one running down! 1..2..no! Now Mack Johnson breaks up the pin, and he decks the second ref! Good thing this is no-DQ! PG: This is pathetic! Deegan has had the match one many times now! Johnson nails Deegan with two steel chair shots, and Deegan is then hit with a reverse DDT by Simmons. Johnson and Nightmare help Simmons drag Deegan to the corner and put him in the tree of woe. Nightmare holds a chair in front of Deegan's face, and Simmons baseball slides it into Deegan's face! Simmons drags Deegan up and he lifts him into..the Neurot Bomb! He has him down, but of course there is no ref! The first one is waking up! He counts! 1....2.......no! Deegan kicked out! Deegan kicked out, and Simmons is stunned! CC: Speaking of being stunned, Simmons nails Deegan with the Ace Crusher! Meanwhile, Mack Johnson has gotten Simmons' shopping cart, and they toss him something... What is that? PG: It's a.... BRANDING IRON! Jesus, how much will these two torture each other! Simmons has it, and he's gonna burn Deegan! He goes towards him, but Deegan is blocking it! Deegan kicks Simmons in the stomach and then hits a Clothesline from Hell! 1..2..no! Simmons kicked out! How he did that I'll never know! Deegan has the branding iron! Heôs going for Simmons, but Nightmare runs in to stop him. Nubian Nightmare is being BURNED! DEEGAN IS BRANDING HIM! CC: This is off the charts, folks! Deegan drops the iron, and runs to spear Simmons, but he misses! He's in the shopping cart! Deegan went right through the shopping cart and he's stuck in there! Simmons is nailing the shopping cart with a chair, while Deegan is stuck in there! Deegan is finally free from the cart, and..CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD! The big man is down! Simmons covers and it'll be over..1...2...no! No! Deegan won't stay down! PG: Simmons picks up Deegan, but Deegan nails him with a chain! Deegan has the chain wrapped around his fist now, and heôs beating the crap out of Simmons! Vic is so bloody he's almost beyond recognition now! This is disgusting! CC: Yeah, I'm all for these crazy hardcore matches, but how much longer can this one go? It's turning really sick really fast! PG: Deegan whips Simmons and hits him with a big boot. He's going for a powerbomb, but Simmons low blows. Whip to the corner. Simmons is setting up for the Deep Six! Hold on! Deegan slipped out of it and pushed Simmons to the floor! Spear! Spear off the second rope! Deegan covers..no he doesn't! Chairshot to Nightmare! Chairshot to Mack Johnson! He faked them out! They're down and out! Deegan picks up Simmons and hooks the leg... FISHERMAN NECKBREAKER! He covers..1.. CC: NO! PG: ..2. CC: NO! PG: 3! He did it! CC: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! PG: Brendan Deegan is your winner, and he fought against all odds to do it! Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and... NEW BSCW Hardcore champion... BRENDAN DEEGAN! [Deegan holds the belt up high, and then collapses back down to the mat.] PG: What a match! What a debut for Thursday Night Blockbuster! CC: Simmons will get that belt back, I guarantee you. PG: We'll find out on Sunday night. Don't forget about all the big matches, including Taurus vs. Keith in a rematch for the world title. From Portland, good night everybody! [We get an aerial view of the ring before cutting to the BSCW logo and rolling credits. We fade to black.]
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