Sunday Night Battleground - 6/11/01

[The scene opens to a blank, black screen. The BSCW logo flashes on the screen, as the theme music for Sunday Night Battleground begins to play. The logo begins to flash more rapidly, and explodes in a momentary flash of bright light. Then, in perfect synchronicity with the music, some of the most insane, suicidal events of the past of Blood Sweat and Chairs Wrestling are shown.

Goo nails Lieutenant Buzzcut with the "Goo Train".

Andrew Sampson nails "T-Dawg" Timby with a Bridging German Suplex.

The Rebel stands over the fallen figures of the Deadly Trio, stretching his arms out with a steel chair grasped in his left hand.

The Franchise pushes Golden Fleece off a scaffolding, sending The Golden One tumbling to the flaming ring below.

Hannibal Carver and Taurus nail "Hot Shit" Rick Sturgis with a Super Gaijin Drop off the guard rail and through a table.

Leo nails X-Kalibur with a Corkscrew Leg Drop.

The scene quickly fades to a capacity crowd at the Gorge in Seattle, Washington. As the camera pans across the capacity crowd, some of the more noteworthy signs are "Lila, Will You Marry Me?", "Joker Has Downs Syndrome", and "Keith Sucks!".  The scene then switches to the back parking lot, where Leo is  just arriving into the building with his Cruiserweight Title. As he passes by the first door, Jackass Malone charges out of it with a chair and swings it at him, but Leo blocks it and grabs him by the shirt asking...

Leo: Did you really think I was that dumb?

Jackass Malone: No... That's why I had company.

[Just then, Jabroni Mahoney runs in and shoves Malone away as Joker runs in and nails the "Nothing to Joke About" on Leo. Mahoney then passes the chair to Joker as he begin's to nail Leo multiple time's over the back of the head with the chair until Gemini and Taurus chase them away.  The scene then switches back to the inside of the arena, where Bil Withonel and Matt Heath are standing by.]

Bil Withonel: What in the hell was that about? 

Matt Heath: No idea, but you now Leo is going to be pissed off. 

Bil Withonel: Naturally. 

Matt Heath: Well now, time for th big ol' Hardcore Weapons Moat Battle Royal! 

Bill Withonel: Well, ladies and gentlemen, the competitors for our Hardcore Title Battle Royal are in the ring and ready to go, and Jared Lord has introduced them, so let's get things underway! 

(We fade from the broadcast booth to the ring, which is littered with 
different weapons. Around the outside are chairs, ladders, a garbage 
dumpster, a shopping cart, plates of glass and broken light bulbs, and a bed of barbed wire.) 

Matt Heath: Just look at this! Some people are going to get hurt badly 
tonight...and I love it! 

Bil Withonel: And the bell rings and we're under way! Vic Simmons goes right after the new champ Brendan Deegan, as the two slug it out. Ken Ness and X-Kalibur are working together to take out Hiroshi Masato. Rebel and Blacktop are working against Nubian Nightmare and Tre Roselli, respectively, and Jabroni Mahoney is sitting back watching it all! 

Matt Heath: Deegan nails Simmons with a trash can lid. He's trying to get him out, but Simmons won't go. Deegan drops the lid and picks up a steel chair! He drills Simmons, and the former champ is the first to be eliminated as he crashes through a table on the floor! 

Bil Withonel: Meanwhile, Nubian Nightmare makes the mistake of charging at Rebel, who simply backdrops him out on to a plate of broken glass! Ouch! 

Matt Heath: Jabroni Mahoney attacks Rebel from beghind, but Blacktop pounces on Mahoney. Deegan charges and spears Tre Roselli! He goes to eliminate him...but Roselli holds on! Meanwhile, Ken Ness just chokeslammed the hell out of Hiroshi Masato! He hands him off to his partner in crime X-Kalibur, who tosses Masato out and onto a bed of nails! Ouch! 

Bil Withonel: It looks like we're down to 7. Deegan is still pounding on Roselli, but Roselli fights back by hitting Deegan with a toaster! Deegan is busted open! Roselli hooks Deegan's leg and goes for a fisherman's suplex, but Deegan blocks and hits a fisherman's neckbreaker! He then gets in a toaster shot on Tre, eliminating him from competition! 

Matt Heath: Ken Ness just gave Jabroni Mahoney "the Snipe"! Holy cow! X-Kalibur is going to the top rope to pounce on Mahoney...but the Rebel swoops by and shoves X off, all the way to the floor! 

Bil Withonel: We're down to five. The Rebel and Blacktop pound on Ness. They whip him to the ropes...he ducks...double clothesline! Ness picks up the monstrous Blacktop and tosses him out! Ness made that look easy! 

Matt Heath: The Rebel and Ness tie up, as Deegan is toying with Jabroni Mahoney. He's going to powerbomb him....low blow! Mahoney hits a low blow! DDT! Mahoney sends Deegan towards the ropes, but Deegan hangs on! Deegan elbows Mahoney in the chest. He whips him and nails a sideslam. Deegan is pissed, and he just got a hold of his BSCW Hardcore title belt! He drills Mahoney with it! Deegan is setting up for a spear! He charges....Mahoney drills him with the chair! Great defensive move by Jabroni! 

Bil Withonel: Ken Ness and the Rebel are still tied up near the ropes. Rebel breaks free and dropkicks Ness out...but only to the apron! Ness shoulders Rebel to the gut, grabs him by the throat....and CHOKESLAMS HIM ONTO THE PLATE OF BROKEN LIGHTBULBS! That's just sick! Ness quickly climbs in as Jabroni goes for another DDT...but Deegan shoves him right into Ness! Ness lifts Mahoney...Assassination! Ness tosses Mahoney out, and we're down to two! 

Matt Heath: They waste little time in slugging it out! Deegan reverses a whip and misses a clothesline. Ness kicks him in the face. Ness grabs a chair, but Deegan ducks! Deegan has a chair of his own now, as the two circle around each other. Ness drops his chair, ducks a shot from Deegan, and then gives Deegan a Diamond Cutter type move onto the chair he dropped! Wow! He goes to eliminate Deegan, but Deegan has a hold of the ropes! Ness is shoving him, but Deegan kicks him in the balls! Deegan hits a big boot. He hooks Ness' leg, but Ness blocks the Fisherman's neckbreaker. He suplexes Deegan onto the steel chair. Wow! 

Bil Withonel: Hey look, here's X-Kalibur! He's back! He's tossing a table in the ring, and Ness sets it up in the corner! Now he's tossing in tacks and broken glass and nails....DAMN! 

Matt Heath: The ring is littered with goodies! Ness goes for a powerbomb of Deegan, but Deegan blocks! Deegan spears Ness through the table! Deegan just looked like a semi when he hit Ness! 

Bil Withonel: Deegan brings Ness to the ropes, but Ness holds on! He has him almost...over...but Ness still holds on! X-Kalibur hits a chairshot on Deegan, sending Brendan back towards the center of the ring. Ness grabs a hold....and chokeslams Deegan on the tacks! My God! He has a hold of Deegan, but Deegan low blows AGAIN! Deegan grabs a hold of a chair and drills Ness in the face with it! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! This is SICK! 

Matt Heath: ONE MORE CHAIRSHOT! Deegan clotheslines Ness....he's almost 
out....and....ONE MORE CHAIRSHOT! It sends Ness to the outside! Deegan wins it, but just BARELY! 

Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match...and STILL BSCW Hardcore champion....BRENDAN DEEGAN! 

Matt Heath: Ness is going to be a tough match for Taurus on Thursday. 

[The back door of the Idaho Center swings open, and standing shoulder to shoulder are the members of Zodiac. The four of them have the look of ultra violence in their eyes. The quickly spy down the long corridor to find, Jabroni Mahoney, fetching coffee for the commissioner. The four take off and begin to beat on the one time Tag Team Champion. After busting him wide open, they find a strong pole and decide to hang him upside down. Taurus takes a note from out of his pocket, and pins it to Jabroni Mahoney's tights]. 

Matt Heath: HAHAHAHA!! 

Bil Withonel: HO HO HO! HE HE HA HA!! 

Jared Lord: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first from Parts unknown. Weighing in at 326 lbs, here is LT. BUZZCUT! 

( Lights get dim as Last Resort Blast over the P.A. Buzzcut walks 
outand gives a look of discus as he looks over the crowd. He then starts his waydown the ramp. After about half way down he stops, the music goes into the voice and drum solo, and Buzzcut reaches down to his Belt and pulls out a grenade. He pulls out the pin and tosses it backwards over his head. Right when it lands a huge firework explosion shoots up from the middle of the rampway. He gets to the ring, steps over the top rope and walks over to his corner. He takes off his Dogtags and hangs them on the ringpost. He then waits in in the corner for his opponent.) 

Jared Lord: And his partner, from Beverly Hills, California, he weighs in at 250 lbs. Here is JC SWINGER! 

(The lights dim as Sober by Tool begins on the Pa. The word icon appears on the ring, and JC Swinger walks down to the ring with a menacing look on his face. He just ignores Buzzcut and awaits his opponents.) 

Jared Lord: And there opponents! First he hails from Dorchester, MA. Weighing in at 255 lbs here is " The Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan"!! 

(Falling Away from Me by Korn plays as Matt runs down to the end of the 
aisle. He awaits Max.) 

Jared Lord: And his partner, he hails from Dublin, Ireland. Weighing in at 324 lbs, here is the BSCW United States Champion, Max C! 

("It's My Life" by Bon Jovi plays, Max runs down to Matt and slaps his hand. They slide into the ring and Matt springboard dropkicks Buzzcut) 

Bil Withonel: Woo! And here we go! Matt O'Riordan continues the offensive. He picks up Buzzcut and whips him into the ropes. Matt Delivers a drop toe hold! He immediately locks on an Ankle Lock. Buzzcut is howling in pain. JC Swinger runs into break it up, but the referee stops him. In comes Max, and he lays the boots to Buzzcut. The ref turns around and sees this, he forces Matt to break the hold. Even so, Matt is right back on the offensive. Matt jumps up on Buzzcut's back, he locks in a Sleeper Hold. It's working, Buzzcut is down to one knee, now to two knees, now he's on the ground. Matt's going to put 
him away early. The ref checks the arm........1.....................2................no Buzzcut is fighting. He's up now and bam elbow, and another. Buzzcut whips Matt into the ropes, Matt ducks a clothesline and jumps back on his shoulders! Wait, Buzzcut runs backwards into the turnbuckle, nearly breaking Matt's back. 

Matt Heath: JC Swinger slaps Buzzcut's back, tagging himself in. He picks up a fallen Matt O'Riordan, he goes for a short arm clothesline, but Matt ducks and rolls behind. GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover 1...2..Swinger kicked out!! Both men are on the ground, looking pretty dazed I might add. They both slowly start getting up, Matt is crawling towards Max. He's almost there! And, HE GOT IT IN COMES THE BIG MAN. Swinger up, bam Taken down with a clothesline, in comes Buzzcut but he eats a boot. Max picks up JC, he grabs him by the throat, and lifts him up! Lookout Max! Buzzcut delivers a low blow from behind. 

Bil Withonel: Ooo... Max just got his balls rung, literally. He starts 
taunting the fallen Max C. He picks him up and whips him into the corner. Buzzcut chops away at Max. And what' s this? No he couldn't! Yes! Buzzcut delivers a Wall bomb on Max C. That my friends, looked painful. In comes Matt O'Riordan to help out Buzzcut, but, oof. He gets caught in Buzzcut's big hand, up and down! Big chokeslam and Matt is dazed, no doubt. What the hell is this crap? Buzzcut is climbing the turnbuckle asking, Who's the man? 

Matt Heath : Look Bill, he's going to pay for it. Max grabs Buzzcut and 
backdrops him off the turnbuckle. In comes JC Swinger who eats a BIG DDT. Oh man he's down for the count! Buzzcut comes up from behind Max and hits a sleeper drop. Cover 1...2...no Matt breaks it up. He picks up Buzzcut and dropkicks him. Buzzcut's arm are caught in the ropes. Max runs over and clotheslines Buzzcut out of the ring, and Matt goes on the ride with him! 

Bil Withonel: Swinger turns Matt around and sets him up for the Number 
Cruncher! Wait, Matt back body drops out. Swinger is up quick and he charges, He gets caught in a double underhook suplex. Wait, Matt is rolling it over and....yes! Rings of O'Riordan. Right in the center of the ring, JC has nowhere to go, and.................he's tapping, he's tapping! Max and Matt win! 

Jared Lord: Here are your winners MAX C AND MATT O'RIORDAN!!! 

Matt Heath: That was a hell of a win by those two, but Max C will remember being tossed around by Buzzcut for some time to come I do believe.  Up next we have a Triple Threat Match between the veteran Joker and two rookies in the form of "Deadly" Derek Irvin and "The Agent of The End" Zach Storm.

Jared Lord: The Following Contest is a Triple Threat Match! Introducing first He hails from Brooklyn New York. Weighing in at 240 lbs, here is "The Agent of the End" Zach Storm. 

[Zach struts down to the ring as Seek and Destroy by Metallica plays. He slides into the ring and awaits his opponents.] 

Jared Lord: And his opponent he hails from Winston Salem, NC. Weighing in at 219 lbs. here is "Deadly" Derik Irvin! 

[Irvin runs down to the ring as SpoonMan by SoundGarden plays. He slides into the ring to a big pop. He just stares and laughs at Storm] 

Jared Lord: And their opponent. He hails from parts unknown. Weighing in at 230 lbs, here is "The Master Clown" Joker! 

[Send in the Clowns plays as Joker trots down to the ring acting stupidly. He's spraying that damn squirt flower again!] 

Bil Withonel: We're underway! Irvin and Joker slug it out right away, but the two quickly turn towards Storm! They whip him and hit a double backdrop! Joker picks him up and nails a dropkick. Irvin locks in from behind...and hits the One and Only! 1-2-3! Storm is gone right away! He had NOTHING tonight, folks! 

Matt Heath: Joker jumps on Irvin right away, beating him with right hands. He whips him and hits a dropkick. Joker approaches DDI and...BACKLASH! Irvin pounced up and drilled Joker with an evenflow DDT! He caught him napping! To the top.....and....DDI! Irvin nails his somersault leg drop! 1-2-3! Irvin wins it quickly...how impressive was THAT? 

Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match..."Deadly" Derek Irvin! 

[Cut to Backstage] 

[It looks like Taurus and Leo have found Jackass Malone.  Leo is holding him up while Taurus delivers swift blows to the midsections.  Leo lets Jackass fall to the ground.  Taurus gets behind him.  The Horns of Taurus, and he will not relinquish the hold.  Finally he lets go as Malone's limp body hits the floor, Taurus stomps on Malone's hands in an attempt to break them.  The scene then returns to ringside.]

Jared Lord: The Following tag team contest is set for one fall. First, at a combined weight of 467 lbs. Here are Million Dollar Dragon and Emelio. 

["Du Hast" by Rammstein plays as MDD and Emelio walk down the ring cockily. The slide into the ring and pose, then, they await they're opponents.] 

Jared Lord: And there opponents. At a combined weight of 537 lbs, here are Grinnin and Goo, the G TEAM! 

["Burnin' Down the House" by Tom Jones and the Cardigans plays to huge cheers as Grinnin and Goo walk down to the ring. They are slapping the fans five left and right, and are beaming from ear to ear. They slide into the ring, and we're underway.] 

Bil Withonel: Goo locks up with MDD right away and peppers him with right hands. He ducks a punch, lifts...and DVD! He nailed him! Dragon quickly tags in Emelio....and he's leaving! MDD is leaving with Goo's title belt! Goo sends Emelio to the corner and hits a splash...then a bulldog! It's the Death Plunge! He tags Grinnin...Grinnin smacks Emelio in the head a few times for fun...then hits the Gobsmacker! 1-2-3! Goo and Grinnin win easily! 

Jared Lord: Your winners....Grinnin and Goo! 

Matt Heath: Well, that was interesting. 

Bil Withonel: Uh...Yeah. There's commotion backstage, let's go there. 

[Zodiac still in the hunt for Justin and Jackass Malone, come across Joker, who is filming vignettes for his next couple of personal appearances.  The four ransack him like a piece of cake at a Weight Watchers convention.  The toss him through a glass window.  Joker, now in a pool of his own blood, Taurus takes another note of out of his pocket and pins it to Joker. The scene once again returns to the ringside area.]

Jared Lord: The following contest is for the BSCW Tag Team Championship! It is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first, the challengers. From Dorchester, Massachusetts... Weighing in at a combined 445 pounds... Representing the Fearless Family... "The New Sensation" Brian Deegan and "Bad Religion" John O'Riordan... The Significant Brothers!! 

[The arena goes pitch black as the acoustic guitar opening of Tantric's 
Breakdown plays. Strobelights begin flashing as spotlights go off all over the arena. Right as the song starts to kick up a huge burst of pyro shoots of into the air. Out from behind the curtain come John O'Riordan, Brian Deegan. John does the Buff Bagwell flex while Brian does an Essa Rios style left right point. John and Brian run and slide into the ring, and jump onto opposite turnbuckles, causing hundreds of camera flashes. John and Brian hold there arms out on the turnbuckle like Raven. They then jump off and talk strategy.] 

Jared Lord: And their opponents... From Parts Unknown... Weighing in at a combined 596 pounds... Representing Zodiac... They are the undisputed BSCW Tag Team Champions... Gemini!! 

["Beyond The Terrordome" by Public Enemy plays as Gemini make their way down to the ring. They raise their Tag Team Championship belts high above their heads before entering the ring, which gets a huge face pop from the crowd. They slide their belts into the ring under the bottom rope, and then climb up onto the ring apron. They nod at each other, and then climb over the top rope and into the ring. They meet Deegan and O'Riordan in the middle of the ring, and shake hands. The ref calls for the opening bell as both teams retreat to their respective corners.] 

Bil Withonel: This tag team title match is underway! Deegan locks up with Gemini I, and the bigger man takes control with some stiff forearms. He whips Deegan, who ducks and then hits a spinning heel kick. He quickly tags O'Riordan, as the fast paced offense begins. O'Riordan sends several knees into Gemini I, then hits a dropkick. He whips Gemini I, who drills him with a big shoulderblock. Gemini II comes in, and stomps on O'Riordan. He then lifts John and hits a snapping belly-back suplex. He picks up O'Riordan and sends 
him to the corner to isolate him. He tags in Gemini I, and the two stomp a mudhole in John. They hit a double hiptoss out of the corner, and Gemini I then hits a sideslam. He covers for 2. Gemini I whips John, who ducks and flips over him, and then hits a reverse DDT! He tags in Deegan, who nails a slingshot dropkick as he enters. He then hits a hurricanrana on Gemini I as O'Riordan dropkicks Gemini II when he comes into the ring. Deegan whips Gemini I and hits a big tornado DDT! He covers! 1-2-no! Gemini I kicks out. Deegan goes to the top, and hits a blockbuster! 1-2-no! Gemini II is back to break it up. Deegan tags in his partner, and the two hits the Decapitation Proclamation! 1-2-no! Gemini II breaks it up again. O'Riordan charges Gemini, who simply flapjacks him to the mat. Gemini II is tagged in, and the two hit a double front brainbuster on O'Riordan. Gemini II covers, but Deegan hits a guillotine leg drop from the top to break the cover! The ref admonishes him as Gemini I nails O'Riordan with a tag title belt! Gemini II chokeslams him! It's over! 1-2-no! O'Riordan got his foot on the rope! 

Matt Heath: I thought it was over right there. Gemini I gets tagged in as Deegan gets the crowd to cheer for a Significant Brother rally. Gemini I hits a big boot, and slaps on a sleeper hold. How much can O'Riordan have left? The ref checks for one....his arm drops twice...but not three times! O'Riordan is fighting back! He elbows Gemini, ducks a clothesline, and hits a flying one of his own! He's trying to make the hot tag...and....Gemini I drags him back at the last second! Gemini I hits a sideslam. 1-2-no! Kickout. Gemini I whips again and tries another sideslam, but O'Riordan hits a flying head scissors! He's going for the hot tag...and....he makes it! Here comes Deegan! He's cleaning house! He's nailing slams. He's nailing dropkicks. He 
hits a reverse DDT! Deegan goes to the top, with Gemini II the legal man below. He leaps for a hurricanrana, but Gemini II turns it into a sitdown powerbomb! 1-2-no! I thought it was over there, AGAIN! 

Bil Withonel: Brian ducks a clothesline and kicks Gemini II in the gut. He's going for a northern lights suplex, but Gemini II reverses for a falcon arrow! But Deegan reverses THAT into ANOTHER reverse DDT! 1-2-no! Gemini I breaks up the count. Deegan dropkicks Gemini II to the outside and tags in O'Riordan. The two high five, and then hit stereo-suicide-pescados to the outside! My God that was awesome! 

Matt Heath: Gemini I picks up the pieces, however, and sends Deegan sprawling across our announce table. He crotches O'Riordan on the barrier, and you know that couldn't have felt very good! 

Bil Withonel: Gemini I and II drag O'Riordan to the ring, and they're going for the Scales of Libra! Gemini II stays on the apron, but it's Deegan from behind! He runs up the apron and hits Gemini II with an Epilogue TO THE FLOOR! Excuse my language, but HOLY SHIT! 

Matt Heath: Inside, O'Riodan low blows Gemini I and hits a swinging DDT. He goes to the top....JOHNTON BOMB! He nailed it! It's over! 1....2....NO! Gemini I kicked out, and I can't believe it! 

Bil Withonel: Deegan is back, and he gets tagged in! Gemini II is still down, and I think he really hurt himself in that Epilogue to the floor! Deegan and O'Riordan but on a double ankle lock! Gemini I is fighting for the ropes....and.....he gets there! They whip and hit a double dropkick! 

Matt Heath: Another tag is made to O'Riordan, and the two go to the top rope in opposite corners! This is how they beat the Q's! 

Bil Withonel: Deegan hits a leg drop, and O'Riordan hits a shooting star press, SIMULTANEOUSLY! AMAZING! 1.....2......NO! MY GOD, HOW DID GEMINI I KICK OUT? 

Matt Heath: The Significant Brothers stare is disbelief, but now they're going back to the top....and.....they do the same thing! Another guillotine leg drop, and another shooting star press! 1....2.....3!!!!! THEY DID IT! The Significant Brothers did it! 

Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen...your winners....and...NEW BSCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.....the Significant Brothers! 

Matt Heath: You know Gemini II's injury really contributed to Gemini losing their tag team straps. 

Jared Lord: And the following matchup is schedueled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.It is the World Title re-match.From Wedgwood, Seattle, Washington... Weighing in at 267 pounds... He is the challenger... Justin Keith!! 

["I Still Don't Give A F**k" plays as Justin makes his way down to the ring. He receives a echo of boos but doesn't acknowledge them, as he is focused on the task at hand,as this may be his last shot at the gold.] 

["Body Count" by Body Count comes crashing through the speakers, and at the entryway is Taurus, flanked by the rest of Zodiac.  They walk about half way down the aisle. Taurus is holding a microphone and begins to speak.] 

Taurus: Justin, I bet your wondering where you little buddies are.  Well, why don't I just show you. 

[Three images appear on the Vail-Tron.  The first image we see, is a couple of crew members using a jig saw to cut Jabroni Mahoney from the pipe that Zodiac hung him.  The next image is of Joker being carted off to the hospital due to the injuries suffered after getting thrown the plate glass.  And lastly, we see Jackass Malone, crying like a baby, while the trainer looks at his hand and just nods at Malone.] 

[A sick smile begins to form on the face of Taurus.] 
 
Taurus:  Justin, you should have known what was going to happen if you 
decided to other involved in our little feud.  Now as for your punishment, tonight there will be no championship match, instead you will receive the ass whoopin' of your life. 

[Just as Taurus throws down his microphone and begins to motion to his 
troops to hit the ring, the French National Anthem plays, and Philippe 
Lafleur emerges from the back.  Zodiac looks back as Philippe begins to 
speak.] 

Philippe:  Taurus and zee rest of Zodeeac don't get me wrong, zere eez 
notheeng more that I would like to see eez Justeen get heez ass keecked, however, zee fans here in Nampa, Idaho came here to see a World Teetle Match, and a World Teetle Match zey weell see. 

Now eef any member of Zodeeac even sneezes at zee reeng, zere neext job 
weell be at Uncle Lou's house of bad promos.  Now Mr. Keeth do not theenk zat you weell have free run either.  Eef any member of your entourage looks at zee reeng, zee weell be back een zee WWWWL faceeng zee Bret "Zee Ass Keecker" Hart.  Now, Gemeenee, and Leo come on, lets go back to zee back and enjoy a croissant or sometheeng.  Let's let zese two beat zee crap out of eech uzzer. 

Bil Withonel: And here we go, Keith and Taurus ONE ON ONE ALL ALONE. Keith as scared shitless. He slides out of the ring only to be chased by the Japanese Akita. They do a lap around the ring, and Justin slides back into the ring. Taurus climbs back on the apron, but Justin dropkicks him off and into the guard rail. Taurus shakes it off and slides into the ring. He ducks a clothesline from Justin and kicks him in the gut, DDT, no Justin reverses it into a Northern Lights! He gets up and nails another! He gets up one more time and gives Taurus a spinebuster! Cover 1..2.. that's all. 

Matt Heath: Justin is playing his cards right, we haven't seen an offensive move from Taurus yet. How weird is that? Taurus is up, but he meets a dropkick. Now Justin is climbing the turnbuckle. He jumps AND, completely misses a missile dropkick. Taurus pounces on  the fallen Keith, and HE LOCKS ON THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Justin is screaming like a 3 year old. He squirms over to the ropes, and barely grabs hold of them. Taurus let's go of the hold, but look at the fire in his eyes, he's a crazed lunatic! 

Bil Withonel: Justin hobbles back onto his feet, he charges Taurus, but he's caught in a T-Bone suplex. Oh....yeah, that is pain. He picks up Keith, and Jesus Christ look at Taurus' eyes, he is sick. He plants Keith down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Now he comes from behind Justin and nails the Zero Straight Jacket suplex, this is horrifying. Cover 1....2... HOW IN THE HELL DID KEITH JUST KICK OUT? 

Matt Heath: Good lord! Justin is up, he ducks a Dragon Clothesline, and 
Spear! A hah, we have acheived Vicousness. He's kicking Taurus' head. The momentum is now on Justin's side. This is damn hard to follow. Justin put's Taurus' head under his legs, and POWERBOMB. Cover 1...2. The Japanese Akita kicks out with Authority! 

Bil Withonel: There is no stopping these two. Taurus is up, Justin charges and, JAPANESE LEG DRAG! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! Wow, Taurus is wearing Keith down. Keith is up one more time and....TAURUS SUPLEX! WE HAVE A COVER 1...2....STILL CHAMPIO.......NO!!! JUSTIN KICKED OUT! JUSTIN KICKED OUT! Taurus can't believe it! Jesus god folks. Keith won't quit, he just won't quit. Taurus picks up Justin, and he nails a German Suplex. He throws Justin into the corner, and he is raising his arm! 

Matt Heath: We know what that means, Gaijin Death Drop is coming! He puts Justin on the turnbuckle, wait no! Justin pushes Taurus off. He climbs the top! Taurus is up and...........BLOCKBUSTER SURPRISE HE NAILED IT!!!! That's gotta be all! 1....2....New Champion! New Champion!........ OH MY GOD TAURUS KICKED OUT!!! TAURUS KICKED OUT!!! Now Justin is dumbfounded. What is it going to take to stop Taurus? And vice versa? 

Bil Withonel: I don't know, but we just might find out. Justin is picking up Taurus. He just yelled HELL DRIVER. This could be it. Taurus is up and...NO HE FLIPS OUT. Now from behind DRAGON SUPLEX, DRAGON SUPLEX!!! Cover 1...2....JUSTIN GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!! My god! This is unbelievable! Ladies and Gentlemen,  you are witnessing the two best in our sport giving it their all right here and now. And it ain't pretty, by all means it ain't pretty! 

Matt Heath: Folks, these last few minutes are critical, there are only three minutes left in the match, if Justin Keith wants to put Taurus away, he'd better do it quick! They are both staggering to their feet. Taurus charges Justin, but Justin kicks him in the gut, PEDIGREE. No Taurus pulls out Justin's legs! He sets him up for a Boston......no he catapults him into the turnbuckle! He runs into the ropes and DRAGON CLOTHESLINE on the way back. Taurus goes behind the fallen Justin and.....HORNS OF TAURUS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING......JUSTIN HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND.......HE TAPPED OUT..HE TAPPED OUT! 

Jared Lord: YOUR WINNER AND STILL BSCW CHAMPION TAURUS!! 

["Body Count" re-plays as Taurus celebrates in the ring. The fans cheer as Justin slowly walks to the back. You can tell that he can't believe he just lost cleanly.]