[The scene opens to a blank, black screen. Suddenly, "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing begins to play as we see an explosion of BSCW images.
The Rebel nails the Confederate Drop on Mr. M.A.K.
Taurus locks the Horns of Taurus in on Joker.
Leo nails a Sexysault on Joker.
Goo hits the Goo train on Buzzcut.
Buzzcut military presses Grinnin and tosses him out of the ring and into the guard rail.
J.C Swinger hits the Beverly Hills Number Cruncher on Crucifix.
Gemini hits a double chokeslam on Brian Deegan.
Vic Simmons nails Brendan Deegan with a splash onto a shopping cart.
Brian Deegan hits the Epilogue on Gemini I.
And finally, Justin Keith hits his Blockbuster Surprise on the Rebel as the screen explodes and the Thursday Night Blockbuster logo appears.] [The scene fades and is replaced by an aerial view of the Idaho Arena in Nampa, Idaho. We see some noteworthy signs that say "Where’s Darkcyde?" "I’m With Stupid (Buzzcut)" and "Tina Puts Out". We head down to our broadcast team of Peter Gregory and Chris Choate.] PG: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Thursday Night Blockbuster! Last week was a great show as Blockbuster returned to the air, and we should have an even bigger show tonight, with 4 big matches, including 2 title matches. CC: That’s right, Peter, and our main event will be for the Grand Daddy of them all, as Taurus begins his mission to prove himself as the best BSCW champ of all time, when he defends the world title against "Assassin" Ken Ness. PG: We’ll also see a triple threat match for the hardcore title as Brendan Deegan defends against Matt O’Riordan and X-Kalibur. CC: "Barely of Age" barely survived the battle royal at Battleground, and tonight he faces another tough test. This hardcore division is just brutal, man. PG: But before we get things started, let’s catch up with the newest BSCW superstar, "Cold Blooded Thriller" Johnny Spades. [We cut to Spades’ promo. "So this is BSCW" a deep voice boomed as we looked at the back of the large figure that sat in a leather recliner. On the television set just a few feet away from the stranger was a couple BSCW superstars in action. As one of the stars pins the other. the man picks up the remote and turns the set off. The man spins around the chair to look at the camera. The man looks to be pretty big. Even though he is wearing a white golf style shirt, his muscular upper torso could still be seen. His bottom half is covered by black jeans while his feet are covered by black Nike's. His long brown hair is tied back in a ponytail while his goatee is neatly trimmed. The man, known as Johnny Spades, folds his hands and leans back in the chair. Spades: So BSCW I know your probably thinking to yourselves, "Who the hell is this guy. Probably just another punk rookie". Well I wish that were true [pauses] for your benefit. But you see I'm hardly a rookie. In fact my friends sooner rather then later you will find out what Johnny Spades is all about. [taps chin] In fact your gonna get a little taste of what I can do in that ring this coming Thursday. I see I have to climb into the ring and take on a man who calls himself Vic "Tim Dogg" Simmons. Now Mr. Simmons I will be quite frank with you. I have no idea who the heck you are and quite frankly I could care less. The way I look it Vic, your in my way to getting where I want to be [pauses] on top of BSCW with that big piece of gold around my waist. So Vic I must do what any superior talent does to a mid level athlete such as yourself [smiles] Take care of you swiftly and show everyone that Johnny Spades is indeed the uncrowned champion. [Spades sits up.] Spades: You see Simmons I don't like you. In fact as I destroy opponent after opponent you will all get the message I hate each and everyone of you. I look at you all has the enemy. Enemies that will be taken care off in due time. That is except for one man. [smiles] I know your looking at this with your mouth dropped thinking that this can't be real. Well my friend [pauses] this is very real. Indeed the man you see before you IS the same man that teamed with you several months ago. The questions running through your mind must be plenty. But I will answer them all for you in due time. you see when we do meet face to face [pauses] and we will. Either two things happen. I will shake your hand or smack you upside your head. I don't forget my friend. I remember what you did a while back. I'm sure you do to. You ran off before I could get payback. But here we are in BSCW. The question is friend. Is am I going to let that little "accident" go without payback or will I make your life a living hell. That is a question you will have to wait for an answer for. I haven't decided what to do my friend but when I have figured out. [smiles] Be sure you'll be the first to know. [Spades stands up revealing just how big he is. His 6ft8 frame is packed with muscle, not overly sized, but big and cut. Spades continues.] Spades: But back to you Vic. I hope your ready for the beating of your pathetic life. You will find out what "Cold Blooded Thriller" truly means. you may think you have a chance in this little match, but the truth be told. You have no chance at all. I will use as an example as to what happens when you meet Johnny spades. You will be the example that everyone can look back on and see what they truly are in store for. I don't play games. I take care of business. I end damn careers and yours could very well be the first one I end in BSCW. You enjoy your days leading up to this encounter Vic cause when Thursday rolls around "Dogg". I plan on beating you like one. [Camera Fades, we cut back to the announce table.] PG: Like I said, we have two debut matches, so with further ado let’s get to the first, and send things to Jared Lord. [We cut to black and then fade in to the ring.] Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the evening is scheduled for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Mack Johnson and Nubian Nightmare, he weighs it at 245 pounds and hails from the nation’s capital….here is Vic "Tim Dogg" Simmons! ["Another Life" by Rollins Band plays as Vic enters with his entourage to some heel heat. He gets in the ring and awaits his opponent.] JL: And his opponent, from Las Vegas, he weighs in at 285 pounds and is making his BSCW debut….here is "Cold Blooded Thriller" Johnny Spades! ["Drop A Gem On ‘Em" by Mobb Deep blares throughout the arena as Spades makes his way to the ring. He enters and poses as Vic sizes up his more than sizable opponent. Vic decides to get a jump on things and starts to punch Spades in the back as the bell sounds.] PG: And here we go, folks! Simmons is pounding on Spades. He whips him off the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Simmons hitches up Spades…and…Poison Idea! He nailed it! This one could be over…1….no! Spades powers Simmons off of him! Wow! CC: Simmons is surprised. Spades blocks a right hand and returns with one of his own. This guy is powerful, DAMN! Simmons reverses a whip but puts his head down, and Spades nails a swinging neckbreaker. He whips Simmons and nails a powerslam! This one is over! However, Spades doesn’t go for the pinfall. He stomps on Simmons some more and picks him up. Spades whips Simmons one more time and hits a spinebuster! Great execution! He bounces off the ropes and drops a leg onto Simmons! However, once again he doesn’t cover. He picks up Simmons and sends him to the corner. He goes for a splash, but gets a boot to the face from Simmons. Simmons is going for a tornado DDT, but Spades blocks it and turns it into another HUGE spinebuster! Spades laughs at Simmons as he toys with him, kicking him in the gut. Nubian Nightmare runs into the ring, but Spades kicks him in the gut and Pedigrees him! Now, from behind, Simmons rolls up Spades! 1….2….no! Simmons almost stole one. Simmons misses a clothesline and Spades kicks him in the gut….powerbomb! Spades calls for the end, as he picks up Simmons one more time. He lifts, and puts him in the crucifix position….Sure Shot! He nailed it! 1….2…..3! Johnny Spades picks up a win in his debut! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, "Cold Blooded Thriller" Johnny Spades! [Spades celebrates as Scroddy Johnson tries to jump him from behind, but ends up just getting a DDT for his troubles.] PG: Wow, quite the debut for Johnny Spades there, as the "Cold Blooded Thriller" looked extremely impressive. CC: What’s the deal with Vic Simmons? He needs to get things back together. PG: I agree with you there. Well folks, it’s already time for our second debut match, so let’s send it out to Jared Lord. JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and has a 15 minute time limit. Coming down the aisle, accompanied by Emelio, he is from Halifax, Nova Scotia and weighs in at 243 pounds, here is the Million Dollar Dragon! ["Du Hast" by Rammstein plays instrumentally as the Dragon raises his arms as the crowd boos. Emelio holds Goo’s Canadian title belt.] JL: And his opponent, he weighs in at 237 pounds and is making is BSCW debut…here is Hardcore Bob! ["Ritual" by Meshuggah blares as Hardcore Bob comes down the aisle, making his debut. He enters the ring, and a slugfest erupts immediately.] PG: They’re not wasting any time getting started, folks! They trade right hands, and now MDD is getting the better of the exchange. Bob reverses a whip, but MDD hits him with a flying head scissors. MDD Irish whips Bob, and hits him with a clothesline. He pauses to taunt the crowd, and they greet him with a chorus of boos. CC: MDD picks up Bob and slaps him in the face! Nice! MDD kicks Bob in the gut, lifts, and nails a powerbomb! He could cover, but he picks Bob up. He spins, leaps, and….HALIFAX BULLDOG! Beautiful! MDD drags Bob’s carcass to the corner, where he nails the Million Dollar Blast! It’s over! But he’s going to the top rope instead. MDD leaps…Million Dollar Splash! This one is elementary! 1…2….3! MDD wins it! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, the Million Dollar Dragon! [Emelio and MDD celebrate as MDD holds up Goo’s Canadian title belt before the two walk off.] PG: A very impressive return for the Million Dollar Dragon. We now are getting set for our triple threat hardcore title match, so we’ll hear from the competitors. But first, let’s hear from Lt. Buzzcut, who will take on the winner of this match on Sunday Night Battleground. [We cut to Buzzcut’s promo.] [We fade in to a fairly large airport. The camera makes it's way through the crowd of people waiting in line to get a ticket. The camera gets to a waiting area infront of the next flight to Nampa Idaho. Sitting there is several tourist with cameras in hand, a few people with BSCW wrestler T-shirts on. One has a Horns of Taurus T-shirt on. Another has a Da Italian Mafia king, Max C, T-shirt on. The camera gets shoved to the side as Lt. Buzzcut walks past him and sits down in the waiting area. A few people with BSCW T-shirts have seen Buzzcut and is now talking to there friends and pointing at him. One teenager about the age of 15 comes up to him and ask for his autograph. He gives the teen a funny look since he has a shirt on that says "The one, The only, J. C. Swinger."] [Lt. Buzzcut] You like J. C.? [Fan] Yes sir I sure do. He rocks! I have all his posters, I have all... [Lt. Buzzcut] Yeah yeah thats good. Did you see what happened in his Match last Sunday? [Fan] I sure did. I hate it that he lost though. I think that he could have one if you would have got in the ring and saved him. [Buzzcut grabs the kid and picks him up off the floor by his shirt.] [Lt. Buzzcut] Look you little twirp. We lost the match because he simply couldn't cut it. I had the match won if he wasn't such a show off. And you want an autograph from me? Get lost punk. [Buzzcut tosses the kid to the side and sits back down in his chair. The camera comes around and kneels in front of Buzzcut. The cameraman doesn't let on like he has seen anything and tell Buzzcut to go ahead and cut his promo.] [Lt. Buzzcut] Well Lets get things in perspective here. First off this past Sunday was a joke. If I was in a match with a partner that can get the Fu**ing job done then I would have won the match. Next time anybody wants me to take on 2 guys, don't give me a partner, make it a handicap match. [Lt. Buzzcut] But I guess that I did something right because I'm going to have my very first title match this Sunday against the winner of the Triple Threat match this Thursday for the Hardcore title. As of who wins, I couldn't care less. But, Whoever wins, will face me and they will lose. The reason somebody that is more hardcore than anybody here is just now getting his shot at the title is beyond me. But mark my words, Come this Sunday I WILL be the next Hardcore champion. [Lt. Buzzcut] As for Max, Max I've been kicking your a$$ since I've joined here. I have beat you in every way possible exept one. This is the way I love most of all. Max at the June ppv, I challenge you to a table match. But not an ordinary table match. With this one to win you must first climb the turnbuckle and retrieve a can of gasoline hanging from a pole. Then make it to the table and set it on fire. Then simply put the other person through it. And if somebody was to catch fire before the table is lit, then so be it. So Max, your time is coming soon, very soon. You will be in for the worst, fiery nightmare of your life. But until then Max, come this Sunday, you better keep you nose out of my business or I will smack it for you. [Voice over P.A.] Direct flight to Nampa Idaho is now boarding. [Cameraman] Why are you going to Idaho so early for. And why such a hurry for a direct flight? Your not scheduled for Blockbuster are you? [Lt. Buzzcut] No I'm not. I'm just going to the potatoes. Yeah, the potatoes. [Buzzcut walks to the gate and hands his ticket to the flight attendant. The cameraman quietly follows him. While the attendant has his ticket, he starts to talk to someone down the walkway to the plane. [Lt. Buzzcut] I'll be there in a minute. (The ticket is handed back to him. He starts to walk down the walkway. The camera tries to get close enough to see who it is but everytime he gets into view Buzzcut turns around and he has to hide.) [Lt. Buzzcut] You should have stayed on the plane. I know your just on the walkway but I just cut a promo and what if they saw you? It would ruin everything. [The door shuts and the plane pulls away. fade out.] PG: Buzzcut is one hell of a tough guy. Folks, this past week at Battleground we crowned new BSCW tag team champions, so let’s take a look back at what happened. [We cut to clips from the past week. First, we see the Significant Brothers hit the Two Post Massacre on the Q’s to earn a title shot at Battleground. We then see clips of the brutal match against Gemini. We see Gemini I hit a snapping belly-belly suplex. We see Gemini nail John O’Riordan with a double chokeslam. We see Brian Deegan hit Gemini II with an Epilogue off the apron and to the floor, severely injuring the big man. We then see the SB’s hit a Two Post Massacre…but Gemini I kicks out! The SB’s do it AGAIN, and finally get the pinfall to win the BSCW tag team titles. We cut back to Peter and Chris.] CC: The Significant Brothers got lucky that Gemini II was injured. PG: Maybe, but they’re the deserving tag team champs, and at Battleground they’ll get their first huge test, as Zodiac looks for some revenge. CC: That’s right, I don’t think Deegan and O’Riordan stand a chance against the Japanese Akita and the Sexy One. [A graphic for the Significant Brothers vs. Taurus and Leo match flashes by.] PG: Right now, let’s see what the Significant Brothers and Matt O’Riordan have to say about the tag team title match, the hardcore title match, and more. [We cut to their promo.] [Camera opens up to a quiet little dead end street. The camera Zooms in on a nice quiet little elderly couple. The Husband is sitting on a lawn chair listening to a radio which seems to be playing a Boston Redsox game as the wife is in the garden working on her vegetables. The camera zooms in on the mailbox as it says O'Riordan. The gate of the yard wings open only for us to see the boys we've come to love, "Bad Religion" John O'Riordan and the "Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan.] Older woman: Hey boys! We saw you on TV you were great. Older man: Ya, you guys were great, I'm so proud of you both. Matt: Hey Nana! Hey Papa! John: Hey how is the leg Papa? Papa: It's fine. Getting better everyday. John and Matt same time: That's good. Nana: Who's that with you guys? John: It's the BSCW camera crew. We had to do a Promo so we figured we would do it when we come visit you. Matt: Sorta kill two birds with one stone. Nana: We'll leave you alone then, so you can do your work, I'll go cook up some cookies! Matt: That would be great. John: Ya, thanks [The grandparents go walk in the house and leave the boys alone in the backyard.] Matt: Now, Swinger and Buzzcut I told you I would do what I did and that is winning. I hope you both realize that your not in the same league as me, and Swinger if your "The Icon" then what am I? John: The Icon Killer? Matt: Got a nice ring to it, and it's true I stole his girl, and ran his punk ass out of the BSCW. John: Ya, ha ha ha. What a puss. Matt: Now onto more important things, Richard Vail. What the hell are you trying to prove? Are you trying to break up the single most dominant force in this industry? Well, its not going to happen. Brendan and I have already talked and we are actually looking forward to our match this Thursday at Blockbuster. Do you know how many time we have fought in the ring sparing.....and over the last beer in the fridge! We have decided to destroy X-kalibur with as many weapons as possible and as quick as possible, and then put a five star match. John: Five star? try Six...Seven...Eight stars. Matt: That's right. This Thursday I can guaranDAMNtee that a member of the Fearless Family will walk out of the match with the straps! John: And that's a promise. Matt: Max C. you did everything you said you would and I respect that and I would love to work with you again. I have nothing but respect for you. [Camera Fades Black.] PG: That’s just because you don’t like them. Folks, it’s time for our Hardcore title match, so let’s send it out to Jared Lord. JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triple threat match, and it is for the BSCW Hardcore championship! Making his way to the ring is challenger #1. He is from Dorchester, MA and weighs in at 255 pounds. He is accompanied by Tina Carson. Please welcome the "Innovator of Offense" Matt O’Riordan! [As "Falling Into Me" by Korn wails throughout the arena the crowd erupts into a fairly loud pop as they await the arrival of "The Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan. Strobe lights start flashing all around the entrance way. As Matt O'Riordan walks down the rampway, he points to his shirt that says ICON KILLER in silver letters on the front of his shirt .He is accompanied by none other than the beautiful Tina Carson. As he walks halfway down the ramp he stops and does a Justin Credible type pose as Tina stands behind him, and pyro is shooting off all over the place. Matt rolls into the ring and awaits his opponents.] JL: Challenger #2 hails from Death Valley, CA and weighs in at 213 pounds. Please welcome, X-Kalibur! [X makes his way out without Ken Ness, who is still preparing for his world title match. He waits outside the ring as he glares at O’Riordan.] JL: And their opponent, he is from Dorchester, MA and weighs in at 275 pounds. He is the BSCW Hardcore champion…"Barely of Age" Brendan Deegan! [Deegan comes out to a good pop, pushing his shopping cart full of goodies as X-Kalibur meets him on the ramp.] PG: Here we go! Deegan and X are slugging it out on the ramp, and now they make their way to ringside. Watch out, here comes O’Riordan! Matt jumps to the top rope, turns, and hits a Asai moonsault, taking out both his opponents! Wow! Matt sends X into the ringpost, and now he slugs it out with his good friend Brendan Deegan! They continue to fight it out as X-Kalibur goes to the top rope…and….top rope flipping shoulderblock to the outside! Wow! All three men are down, but X is the first one to his feet. He rolls Brendan inside. Whip to the ropes, and X hits a rolling clothesline! He turns around to meet Matt O’Riordan hitting him in the face with a chair! For the "Innovator of Offense" that was pretty simple and brutal! CC: I thought the "Innovator of Offense" was Chris Kanyon. Anyhow, Matt whips X to the ropes and drop toe holds him onto the chair! He turns around to meet the fist of Brendan Deegan. Deegan whips O’Riordan and sideslams him onto X-Kalibur! He rolls him off and covers…1…2…no! X kicks out. Deegan whips X and tries a sideslam, but X turns it into a flying head scissors. X is going for the Impaler, but he turns right into Matt, who grabs his arms and hits the Sky High! 1….2….no! Kick out! Matt picks up X and nails a reverse Russian leg sweep. Meanwhile, Brendan Deegan has gotten his goodies from the outside. X reverses a whip to the ropes, and Brendan smashes Matt in the back with a kendo stick. X hits a dropkick. Matt is on his knees, and Brendan is on the outside getting more goodies. Here comes X! He jumps off of Matt’s back and goes for a Springboard Hurricanrana, but Brendan catches him and powerbombs him into the shopping cart! My God! PG: Hey Chris, look, Buzzcut is coming out to our announce table! [Buzzcut comes and sits down without saying anything.] CC: Hey, Buzzer! [He still says nothing, sitting with his arms crossed.] PG: Now Matt rolls to the outside, holding a steel chair. He moves towards Brendan, who kicks Matt in the chair, which goes into his face! Brendan charges at Matt, who drop toe holds him into the steel steps! Matt is rolling up the carpet to expose the floor. He nails Brendan with a double underhook suplex onto that floor! X-Kalibur is back, and he nails Matt with a toaster shot to the face! He picks up a steel chair and sets hit across Brendan’s face. He goes to the apron, leaps, and guillotine leg drops Deegan, with the chair on his face! DAMN! X covers on the outside, and falls count anywhere in a hardcore match! 1….2….no! Matt recovers just in time to break up the count. Matt puts on the Rings of O’Riordan on X! Submissions count on the outside, too! X might tap! CC: But Brendan recovers in time to break up the hold with some chairshots! He picks up X and gives him a clothesline from hell! Cover! 1….2….no! Matt breaks it up just in time. Brendan takes out X and Matt with another chairshot each, and then digs out a table from under the ring. He sets it up in the corner of the ring as Matt and X have recovered and are dueling it out on the ring apron. Brendan charges and throws a punch, but X ducks and it hits Matt, sending him to the floor. X shoulders Brendan in the gut and tries a sunset flip in, but Brendan doesn’t fall! Brendan picks up X by the throat, runs, and hits a variation running powerbomb! Matt is still on the outside! 1…2…no! X kicks out! Tina is over checking on Matt, and she helps him up and rolls him inside. X low blows Deegan, whips him, and nails a rolling lariat. He grabs the Hardcore title from ringside and turns to deck Matt back to the outside. X picks up Deegan and hits the Impaler on the Hardcore title belt! It’s over! 1-2-no! No! Deegan kicked out again! These guys are amazing! PG: O’Riordan catches Deegan with a missile dropkick off the top. He and X now tie up. O’Riordan reverses a whip, and picks up X for the sky high… CC: But he ducks out of the way as Deegan SPEARS X THROUGH THE TABLE! He was going to give him the Sky High, but saw Brendan coming and got out of the way! X was driven through that table so hard I think he’s DEAD! PG: Now O’Riordan ducks a punch by Deegan, and stomps at Deegan’s knee. He picks up a steel chair and starts going after Deegan’s leg! He pounds on it repeatedly with a chair as Deegan is down! O’Riordan puts on a figure-4 leg lock, and Deegan is screaming in pain! CC: X is getting up, Pete! PG: You’re right! Deegan is trying to reverse the hold, but I don’t think he has much left in his legs. What’s this? X is going to the top rope. Deegan and O’Riordan don’t see him. FLASH BACK! FLASH BACK! He just hit the Flash Back from the top onto both men! CC: I think Deegan got the worst of that! That’s one way to break a hold. Deegan rolls out of the ring, screaming in pain. O’Riordan and X trade right hands. Matt kicks him in the gut, and he hooks for the Misery Bomb! But X escapes! X hooks Matt, runs towards the turnbuckles, and….ACID DROP! He nailed it! 1….2…..no! Tina Carson just pulled X off to break the count! X grabs Tina! X is calling for the .45 Kalibur! He’s going to do it to Tina! Yes! PG: Shut up, that’s horrible! He sets her up…but Brendan Deegan is limping into the ring to save Tina! He’s got a chair…but X superkicks it back into his face! X puts Brendan in position for a reverse DDT…and nails the FINAL CUT onto the chair! 1….2…..3! DAMMIT! CC: YES! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and…NEW…BSCW Hardcore champion….X-Kalibur! [X poses with the belt before collapsing. Brendan Deegan is on the mat, writhing in pain and holding is leg. Matt is up, with Tina next to him, in disbelief.] PG: Look at this, the Rebel is coming out here! For the second straight week, he strikes his crucifixion pose on the ramp…and now he’s coming to the ring! CC: He’s helping up the new Hardcore champ! Rebel helps X to his feet….AND GIVES HIM THE CONFEDERATE DROP! PG: Look at this, now Buzzcut is in the ring! He just clotheslined Rebel out of the ring! He picks up the lifeless X-Kalibur, and…MILITARY BOMB! Buzzcut is sending a message to X about their match on Sunday! CC: Now X-Kalibur is set up for a Canadian title match AND a hardcore title match on Sunday! But folks, it’s almost time for our main event. I still can’t believe Taurus made this challenge himself. Is he just stupid, or does he want to be killed? I think it’s 60/40. PG: He’s a fighting champion! CC: Would YOU make a challenge against a guy that’s 6-10, 367? I don’t think so! PG: I’m being told we need to go backstage. [The camera finds Tre Roselli backstage at Thursday Night Blockbuster.] Tre: I know I turned a few heads in my first match here in BSCW but in my second match I was disappointed in my performance. I am not going to make any excuses. However I am going to redeem myself. [Tre stops for a moment and clears his throat.] Tre: I am going to issue a challenge to anybody on the BSCW roster for a match on next Thursdays Blockbuster. This will be not any type of match. Who ever accepts my challenge will also be able to pick the Match type, have it be Hell in the Cell, ladder, tables, hardcore, first blood, Tables Ladders and Chairs inside a Hell in the Cell, I don't care. So all I have to say is let me know if you wanna go!!! [We cut back to Peter and Chris.] PG: Tre Roselli, calling out anyone. Before our final match of the night, folks, let’s hear from Taurus and Leo about this contest, and the tag team match on Sunday. [The scene opens to a room in a hotel in Anytown USA. The camera pans across the room slowly to find the room is in absolute shambles. Chairs are upside down, there is a big hole in the television and there are clothes thrown everywhere. Seen sitting in the middle of the room, on the edge of the bed are both Taurus and Leo. Taurus wearing a black terry cloth bathrobe, whereas Leo is wearing an old Axxis tee-shirt and a pair of running shorts. They both sit rather calmly amongst the rubble. The hotel room door is heard shutting from off camera. About a minute later, the door opens a couple of tee-shirts come flying back into the room and land behind both Leo and Taurus. Leo and Taurus look unaffected. Taurus gets up from the foot of the bed and walks over to the CD player built into what's left of the television. He puts in a CD and a Depeche Mode song, circa 1988, becomes to come through the remains of the entertainment center. Leo looks blankly at Taurus. Taurus responds with a shrug of his shoulders. Taurus sits back down on the edge of the bed and stares into the mirror. Leo picks up the phone and makes a call down to the front desk. As the music continues to play, Taurus begins to pick up the clothes that have been strewn all over the floor. Leo walks into the bathroom and closes the door. Taurus hears a knock on the door, and walks over to answer it. A bellboy, holding a tray of food. Taurus takes the tray and signs the receipt. The bellboy walks away and Taurus closes the door. Taurus looks under the top of the tray, then looks to the bathroom door. After seeing the coast is clear, Taurus grabs a French fry. Emerging from the bathroom, toweling his hair, Leo now wearing a red polo shirt and a pair of jeans, he immediately acknowledges his food is here. As he begins to eat, Taurus jumps into the bathroom. Minutes later, Taurus walks out of the bathroom, wearing an old Deathcow tee-shirt and a pair of tan cargo shorts. The two look at each other, then proceed for the hotel door. They walk down the lobby to the elevator. Down at the bottom floor they take a left and walk into the hotel lounge. A word not used to describe this lounge would be classy. Many people that appear that they don't belong in the hotel are standing around the bar trying to get the attention of the bartender. Leo and Taurus look around for a bit for an empty table. They see the man that they are waiting for, Ronan Alexander. Sipping on a some type of cola drink, he clears off the four seats that he has around the table. He is shocked to see that only Taurus and Leo join him. He looks behind them and asks.] Ronan: Where are the twins? Taurus: Well, the four of us had a long discussion about the future of Zodiac, and well we basically decided that right now Gemini as they are now, are more of a hindrance then a help. So pulling a couple of strings, Gemini are off to Nippon Pro Wrestling to hone up some of their other skills. They will be back, but as of right now, what you see [pointing to himself and Leo] is now Zodiac. Leo: Do you think it was an easy decision for us to make? It's like telling your mom that she needs to work on being a mom, so you send her off to mom school. Because they weren't able to carry their own weight, we needed to let them go. Ronan: Is that the official explanation, or is that just something just between the three of us? Leo: Well, we don't any rumors circulating about Gemini's departure. So the official word will be that they themselves decided to take sometime away and return to Japan. Yeah, I know them leaving is big news, but the show must go on. Taurus and I have some pretty big nights ahead of us. Taurus: I look at it this way, the anger and the frustration that we are obviously feeling will be taken out on whatever poor guy has to face us. Thursday, I face the big name Ken Ness, giving him probably the only chance he'll ever see at the main event. Ken, do not think for one minute that this will be some type of cake walk, because you outweigh me by about one hundred pounds. If you think your massive size is an advantage, just ask Max C. I took his ass out for quite a while, and seeing that you just returning from the injured list, you're already at a disadvantage. The only advantage you do have is the surprise factor. Sure I've seen you in the ring a couple of times, but I am really not too aware of you, while I've been in the ring for about three months straight. When you face me, there will be no surprise. You know I will come at you with everything I got, because I need to prove to you, the fans, and myself that I am truly worthy of being the World's Heavyweight Champion. Leo: X-Kalibur, we know you have a history of trying to take an unfair advantage by butting in. Taurus will have the man that seems to have your number in his corner, me. Ken and X, a decent couple of wrestlers, but not nearly as good as Zodiac. However, that is really not saying much, realizing that two-thirds of the roster aren't even talented enough to tie my boots, or pretty enough. Ronan: Taurus, are you saying that Ness will be nothing more than an example? You really have nothing against the guy, since you two never even really speak backstage. Taurus: Well, I am Taurus and I have a reputation to uphold. Any one of them in the locker room can sense the slightest bit of becoming soft, they will pounce you on. To talk smack to an opponent, is the nature of the beast. Ness, you've been here for a short while, and you owe me for this taste of the limelight. I hope for your sake you can do two things. One, make a decent showing of yourself to maybe break away from the midcard hell. And secondly, I hope after Thursday, you can shake the stigma of being just "X-Kalibur's big friend." Don't think I will just lay down and hand you the belt. Am I not ready just yet to relinquish my role as the best of BSCW. Ness, you may be one of the up and coming stars in BSCW, but you will not make your name as the man that dethroned Taurus. Ronan: Let's get back to the obvious dismissal of Gemini if we may? What were some of the factors that led to it? Taurus: Well, the biggest reason for the sacking of Gemini was they simply forgot what it was all about. Why we got into the business in the first place. They became drunk with power and became complacent. Not training when they were supposed to. Out until all hours of the nights, drinking and cavorting with women of ill repute. They simply lost their focus. And part of it, I can point my finger at Leo. [Leo looks blankly at Taurus.] Yeah, you. Do you remember when you let them stay at your parents' house? I could see the beginning of the new Gemini. A Gemini that I didn't like. Gone were the guys that fought for everything they ever got, and in came two guys with the everything being thrown at their feet. I didn't like those guys, but I was too wrapped up in my own personal gains to keep from that from happening. So I too, am partially responsible. I hope they can relocate their focus and realize why they were asked to join Zodiac in the first place, before it is too late. Leo: They couldn't handle the success that was thrusted upon them, and it finally caught up. All of their lives, they were the underdogs. Not being the underdog, they didn't know what to do. Pure and simple. The two of us are no strangers to success and can handle it. Ronan: Well, couldn't you point the finger at the Significant Brothers, after all they were the ones that dethroned Gemini as the top tag team. And on Sunday, you have your chance to exact your revenge on them. Leo: We hold no grudges against either one of them. We know that they are simply doing their job. And we can't be angry about them besting Gemini. However, we can bring the tag gold back into the Zodiac stable. I wouldn't say that gold doesn't look good around your waists, however, everyone knows it looks better around the waist of Taurus and Leo. Taurus: Sure, Leo and I have are more famous for beating each other up, and less as a tag team. However, there are only maybe one other man that knows me better than Leo. He and I are very much like brothers. There is only one person that can truly kick the shit out of Leo, and that is me. If anyone else tries, they need to get through me. He and I are like brothers. We fight, much like siblings, but its nothing that isn't resolved as quickly as it begins. This week could very well be the biggest week of my career. Not only can I defend my Worlds Belt, but I can also gain the Tag Team belts. Not many others in the BSCW can say that they've accomplished something like that. Leo: Significant Brothers, I know all about the road you had to travel to gain those belts, and part of me is sorry that you have to lose them so quickly. But as you know, you win some and you lose some. To think, the sexiest man in the BSCW could also become a holder of two different titles, I don't know if the female BSCW fans can understand that. My biggest fear, is that the divorce rate would triple once I become the Tag gold. I mean, I know I am the object of obsession for nearly all of the female, and some of the male, fans. Ronan: So you are predicting becoming the tag team champions come this Sunday? Taurus: There are no guarantees, but we both feel pretty confident about our chances. Leo: If you were me, would you really go bet against me? Ronan: I guess not. Taurus: Ken Ness, this Thursday, you have a chance to help yourself, and maybe even become World Champ. The only thing standing in your way, is me. I have faced many men, much larger than you, and have come out on top. You might be the bigger of the two physically, but I know my determination is one hundred times larger than yours, which will be the deciding factor. Leo: Significant Brothers, in less than four days, you will be defending your newly won championships against two of the greatest individuals ever to bless the BSCW with their presences. Sure, the two of you are hungry, and will not go away quietly, however you are truly outmatched, outmanned, and certainly not as pretty as me. Those factors will lead to only a one week title reign for the two of you. Ronan: When should we see Gemini back? Taurus: Only time will tell....only time will tell... [Ronan looks blankly at Taurus with that answer. Leo signals to the waitress for some type of liquid refreshment. The three continue to sit at the table as the scene slowly fades out.] PG: It’s time for the big match, so let’s go to Jared Lord. Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, the challenger. From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 367 pounds…here is the "Assassin" Ken Ness! ["Cowboys From Hell" originally hits the PA, but is then replaced by "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed. The monstrous Ness makes his way out and poses as his music cuts.] JL: And his opponent, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 236 pounds, he is the BSCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…here is…TAURUS! [The lights go down to just a simple red light, and "Body Count" by Body Count plays over the P.A. Emerging from the entrance way, is Taurus, being flanked by the Leo, the current Cruiserweight Champion. Taurus, wearing an old Hannibal Carver tee-shirt, and his hands heavily taped, walks slowly down the aisle while the fans chant "Taurus, Taurus." He seems to be focused on the job at hand. He rolls under the ropes, while Leo stays outside of the ring. Taurus begins to "bless" the ring with his ceremonial salt. Taurus stares at the much larger Ken Ness as the referee begins his instructions. He hands his belt to the referee and the bell rings.] PG: And here we go! They tie up, and nothing is settled. Taurus and Ness tie up again, and Taurus applies a headlock to the much bigger man. Ness pushes him off the ropes, and Taurus comes back with a Dragon Clothesline that doesn’t faze the big man. He tries again, and Ness still doesn’t go down. Taurus bounces off the ropes one more time, ducks a clothesline from Ness, and dropkicks the Assassin right in the knee! He kicks Ness’ leg out from under him, knocking him down, and Taurus applies a Cross Knee Scissors! Ness grabs the ropes, and the ref breaks the hold. Solid psychology by Taurus so far. CC: They tie up again, and this time Ness knocks Taurus to the mat with a big forearm. Ness continues pounding Taurus to the mat, but now the Japanese Akita gives Ness a Japanese Leg Drag! Ness was surprised by that. Taurus goes back to the Cross Knee Scissors, as he does his best to wear down the much bigger man. PG: Ness has the ropes again. Ness is up, and he whips Taurus to the ropes. He nails a clothesline, and stops to jaw with Leo. Ness picks up Taurus, goes behind, and hits a half nelson slam! Nicely done. Ness bounces off the ropes and drops a leg! The first cover of the match gets 1…2..Taurus kicks out. Ness picks up Taurus and sends him to the corner. He charges, but Taurus jumps out of the way. Taurus hits a jab, and then goes back to working on Ness’ knee. CC: If he keeps working on the knee, I wonder if the Horns of Taurus will be very effective. I don’t think so. PG: He’s gotta keep the big guy down, Chris. Ness reverses a whip, and sends Taurus over the corner turnbuckle and to the outside a la Shawn Michaels! Leo checks on Taurus, who dusts himself off and goes to the apron. Taurus tries a slingshot body press, but Ness catches him! He lifts, and nails a Shadow Driver! 1…2….no! Taurus kicks out! CC: Ness now applies the Flesh Wound to Taurus, as the big man pulls a submission move out of his bag of tricks. Taurus gets to the ropes, and the ref breaks the hold, but Ness is starting to wear down the champ. PG: Ness whips Taurus, but Taurus gives Ness a Japanese Leg Drag off of a big boot attempt. Ness whips Taurus again, but Taurus rolls into a half crab, arm lock combo! Great move by the champ! He could have Ness here! Ness is fighting for the ropes….and…Taurus pulls him back! Ness is still fighting for the ropes! Wait, here comes X-Kalibur! He runs down the ramp, and pulls Ness to the ropes! The ref never saw it, but now he breaks the hold! But here comes Leo! They’re both on the apron, and he kicks X in the gut…and now gives him an Eroticanrana to the floor! X wins the hardcore title, and then gets his ass kicked by Rebel, Buzzcut, and now Leo! CC: But Ness now floors Taurus with a Front Russian Leg Sweep. Ness picks up Taurus and calls for the end. He sets him up…and hits the Killer! Ness covers, and we might have a new champ! 1….2….no! Taurus kicks out, as Leo breathes a sigh of relief. Ness calls for another, and sets Taurus up for the Killer…. PG: Small cradle! 1….2…..no! Ness kicked out! We almost had a Survivor Series 95 end there. CC: Stop mentioning the damn WWF! Now Taurus ducks a clothesline, and floors Ness with a superkick! He goes to the top rope, but Ness crotches him up there! Ness sets up…and snapmares Taurus off the top, right into a Dragon Sleeper! It’s the Snipe! Taurus is fading…but he gets the ropes! PG: Ness breaks, but then pounds Taurus with a series of right hands. He now picks up Taurus…and…has him in the crucifix position. What’s he gonna do? CC: EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! He drilled him with it! 1….2…..NO! NO! Taurus kicked out of that, too! PG: Ness is frustrated. He whips Taurus off the ropes, but Taurus gets a crucifix pin…1…2…no! Ness is out. Taurus whips Ness….and hits the big man with a Samoan drop! Incredible strength by the champ! Taurus goes to the legs, and stomps on Ness’ knee. He now applies the figure-4 leglock! How much energy does Ness have left in that knee and those legs! CC: Ness is in the middle of the ring, and every time he puts his back down the ref counts to 2. Taurus is really wearing down the Assassin here. Ness is trying to reverse it….and….he….does it! The pressure is now on Taurus…but now the hold is broken! Taurus charges Ness, who picks him up and tosses him crotch first into the ring post! I’ll speak for all men in the audience by saying OUCH! PG: It looks like Ness wants to hit the Assassin Drop here…but Taurus reverses into a Fujiwara armbar! He now releases that, and hooks on an elevated Texas Cloverleaf! Ness might tap….and….he’s got the ropes! CC: Taurus didn’t have him in the center of the ring there, Peter. PG: Now the two men start to slug it out as the crowd erupts. Taurus goes behind….DRAGON SUPLEX! 1….2….no! How did he suplex someone so big? Taurus tries another, but now Ness goes behind, and hits an inverted Shadow Driver! Ness picks up Taurus, and crotches him backwards on the top rope. It’s time for the Near Death Experience! CC: Ness hooks Taurus and lifts him….but his knee gives out! Ness’ knee gave out on him! Taurus takes advantage and stomps the knee of Ness….and what’s he doing? What’s this move? PG: It’s the Indian Deathlock! Taurus has it on, and Ness is screaming in pain! Will he tap? Will he tap! Ness is fighting to get to the ropes….and…..he’s fighting….HE TAPS! HE TAPS! HE TAPS! IT’S OVER! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and….STILL…BSCW WORLD CHAMPION….TAURUS! [Leo runs in to congratulate Taurus. The ref hands Taurus his belt, and he kisses it. Taurus goes over to congratulate Ness on a hell of a match and help him up, but Ness just rolls out of the ring and refuses any help. He limps backstage on his own.] PG: What a hell of a match! CC: I thought Ness had him there, but Taurus pulled the Indian Deathlock out of nowhere for a win. This guy had a plan, and he executed it, Peter. PG: He sure did. Well folks, that’s it for… [All of a sudden, "American Bad Ass" by Kid Rock hits the PA, and Blacktop makes his way out! He has a mic as he stares down Taurus and Leo in the ring.] Blacktop: You can kick around the pups, but what about the meanest, oldest dog in the yard? CC: BLACKTOP IS CHALLENGING TAURUS! BLACKTOP IS CHALLENGING TAURUS! YES! [And with that, we quickly roll credits, fade to the BSCW logo, and fade to black.]
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