Sunday Night Battleground - 6/18/01

[The scene opens to a blank, black screen. The BSCW logo flashes on the screen, as the theme music for Sunday Night Battleground begins to play. The logo begins to flash more rapidly, and explodes in a momentary flash of bright light. Then, in perfect synchronicity with the music, some of the most insane, suicidal events of the past of Blood Sweat and Chairs Wrestling are shown.

Goo nails Lieutenant Buzzcut with the "Goo Train".

Andrew Sampson nails "T-Dawg" Timby with a Bridging German Suplex.

The Rebel stands over the fallen figures of the Deadly Trio, stretching his arms out with a steel chair grasped in his left hand.

The Franchise pushes Golden Fleece off a scaffolding, sending The Golden One tumbling to the flaming ring below.

Hannibal Carver and Taurus nail "Hot Shit" Rick Sturgis with a Super Gaijin Drop off the guard rail and through a table.

Leo nails X-Kalibur with a Corkscrew Leg Drop.

The scene quickly fades to a capacity crowd at the Gorge in Seattle, Washington. As the camera pans across the capacity crowd, some of the more noteworthy signs are "The Brothers WILL Get Trampled!", "Goo 4 Life!", and "Keith Sucks!".  The scene then changes to the parking lot near the backstage entrance to The Underground.  Lieutenant Buzzcut is seen talking to someone in a car, but the identity of the person is hidden due to tinted windows.  

Buzzcut: Are you sure you want to do this tonight?

[The person in the car responds, but speaks too softly for us to hear.]

Buzzcut: Okay, you wait here and I'll send word when the coast is clear.

[Buzzcut then walks towards the backstage entrance and makes his way into the arena.  He walks down a hallway, stopping at a door with a paper taped to it reading "Buzzcut".  He opens the door and starts to walk in, but stops dead in his tracks.  He drops his bags to the floor, and stares with shock, his mouth hanging wide open.  The camera pans to the lft to get his perspective of the room.  We see a severed horse's head laying in the center of the room, partially covered by a black garbage bag.  Buzzcut walks further in the room, and the camera follows him in.  Suddenly, the door behind them slams shut.  The camera, as well as Buzzcut, spin around to see a picture of Buzzcut's head with a note reading "There’s no where to run and nowhere to hide. Judgement has been passed and your gonna die!!"  Buzzcut slams his fist into the door as the scene switches to the ring, where Jared Lord is about to announce the participants for the first match.]

Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute limit.  Introducing first...  From wherever he damn well pleases...  Weighing in at 237 pounds...  Hardcore Bob!!

["Ritual" by Meshuggah blasts over the P.A. as Bob makes his way down to the ring.  He receives a small face pop as he slides into the ring.]

Jared Lord: And his opponent...  From Las Vegas, Nevada...  Weighing in at 285 pounds...  "Cold Blooded Thriller" Johnny Spades!!

["Drop A Gem On 'Em" by Mobb Deep begins to play as Spades makes his way down to the ring.  He slaps a cup of beer away froma  fan at ringside before entering the ring.  Bob charges at him, running right into a...]

Bil Withonel: Big Boot to the face!  Bob goes down!  Matt, I have to ask...  What the hell was that about in Buzzcut's dressing room?

Matt Heath: Beats me...  But I think we all have a pretty good idea of who did it.  I mean, Max's nickname isn't "Mafioso" for nothing.  The question is...  Has Max decided to go this agressive route by talking to someone else with ties in the "family"?

Bil Withonel: I hope not, the least thing we need are a bunch of meatballs running around.  Meanwhile, Bob gets back to his feet, goes to choke out Spades...  But Spades easily powers out of that, and nails Bob with an Eye Gouge of his own!  Bob stagges back, and Spades helps him into the corner with a senses-shattering Lariat!  Bob is keeled over in pain, so Spades just walks right up and...  Pedigree!  He nailed him with it!  I think he might have him right there!  But no, Spades hasn't done enough damage for his liking!  He picks the near dead Bob and...  Sure Shot!  He nailed him with it!  1...  2...  3!!!

Jared Lord: Here is your winner...  "Cold Blooded Thriller" Johnny Spades!!!

Matt Heath: Well, another very decisive win for Johnny Spades.  First he put Vic SImmons away, and tonight he crushed Hardcore Bob in mere minutes.  I'd say Spades' is definitely on the rise here in BSCW.

Bil Withonel: Absolutely.  Oh, I'm receiving word that there's a bit of an altercation brewing backstage between Taurus and "The New Sensation" Brian Deegan.  Let's go to that footage.

[We quickly fade to backstage as we can See Taurus and Leo strutting down the hall.  A graphic saying "A Few Minutes Ago" is shown on the bottom of the screen.  We fade back and see that the Significant Brothers are coming around the opposite corner.  Brian walks into Leo.] 

Brian: Uh,oh...Sorry dude. 

Leo: You bet your ass you're sorry. 

John: What in the hell is that supposed to mean? 

Taurus: It means get the hell out of the way or we'll move you. 

[John and Brian step aside.] 

Brian: What a bunch of jackoffs 

John: Yeah, d**ks.

[The scene switches back to ringside with Matt and Bil.]

Matt Heath: What the hell is going on with Zodiac?  First Gemini's poor attityde costs them not only the BSCW Tag Team Championship but also their jobs, and now Taurus and Leo showing no respect whatsoever?  What gives?

Bil Withonel: They've finally realized that they are the top dogs in this company, and are starting to act like it.  It's about time too.  While we're on the subject of those teams...  The winner of our next match will get a shot at the BSCW Tag Team Championships.  Whether the Brothers or Zodiac hold them by that time is the question everyone wants answered.

Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit.  Introducing first...  From Saint Elia, Fiumerapido, Italy and Dublin, Ireland respectively...  Weighing in at a combined  624 pounds...  Vincent Caschera and Max C...  The Assassins of Success!!

[As "Power Trip" by Monster Magnet starts pyros go off.  Smoke fills the entrance way before Max and Vincent make their way out. Max has the United States Title over his left shoulder and he throws both his hands up in the air as the crowd cheer like wild animals!  Vincent does the same. As they walk down the aisle, Max high fives the fans as he goes along while Vincent is stuck making out with one of the female fans. Max
goes over to him and tries to pull him away but the fan holds on tight. Max then asks a fan if he can have his drink and the fan gives it to him.  Max pours the drink on Vincent and he stops and continues into the
ring.  Max climbs over the top rope and Vincent slides under the ropes. .They both go to one corner and climb on the top turnbuckle holding their hands in the air while more pyros go off.]

Jared Lord: And their opponents...  From Quebec, Canada and Anchorage, Alaska repsetively...  Weighing in at a combined 446 pounds...  Quincy LaCroix and "King of Submission" Quinn Charbonneau...  The Q's!!

(The Q's strut down to ringside. LaCroix is wearing an old Quebec Nordiques jersey. They have matching aqua and white shorts on. They get into the ring and pose for the crowd, who boos them heavily as "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen plays.) 

Matt Heath: well, it looks like Vinnie will start things off for The Assassins, while Quincy seems to be electing to start things off for his team.  Vinnie goes to lock up with Quincy, who ducks, and lands a kick to the seat of Caschera's pants!  Quincy runs to the outside, where he celebrates with Quinn.  Vinnie is steaming over that!  WHat the hell was the point of that, anyway?

Bil Withonel: Get the big man mad, the big man is more apt to make mistakes.  Anyway, Quincy re-enters the ring, and catches a charging Caschera with a perfect Drop Toe Hold!  He floats it into a Side Headlock from a sitting position, trying to wear down the big man.  But what's this?  Vinnie is getting back to his feet!  Quincy is doing his damndest to put a stop to this, landing several knees to Vinnie's breadbasket...  But to no avail!  Vinnie is up on his feet, but Quincy is still hanging on!  WHAM!  Big time Belly to Back Suplex!  Vinnie grabs Quincy up by the head and hooks him up with a Reverse Waistlock.  Bridging German Suplex!  He gets up, still holding onto the Waistlock...  Anther German Suplex!  And another!  Damn, three consecutive German Suplexes!  That has to have scrambled Quincy's brains.  Vinnie grabs the arms of LaCroix and...  Sasore Gatame !  He's got it locked in!  Quincy is screaming in pain, this one might be just about over!  But in comes Quinn...  He charges from behind and...  Nails Vinnie with one hell of a Bulldog!  Moving quickly, Quinn grabs Vinnie's legs as Quincy gets back to his feet....  Quincy with a Catapult, and Quinn nearly caves in Caschera's face with a Superkick!  In comes Max, who levels both men with a Double Clothesline!  Quincy rolls to the outside, holding onto the back of his neck as Vinnie gets back to his feet.  Max picks up Quinn by the head, nods at Vinnie and...  Double Chokeslam!  That knocked the "King of Submission" silly!   

Matt Heath: Now the big men are on their way out to take care of LaCroix.  Max goes to grab him as Quincy is doubled over in pain...  But he was playing possum!  Low Blow to Max!  Vinnie charges at him, but Quincy rolls back into the ring, out of harm's way!  Vinnie checks on his brother while Quincy gets some much-needed rest by tagging in Quinn.  Vinnie rolls back into the ring, and catches a nasty elbow to the back of the head by Quinn!   He picks up Vinnie by the head and whips him into the corner.  In comes Quinn, who nails Caschera with a stiff Clothesline in the corner.  Quinn is climbing the ropes, literally using Vinnie as a stepping tone and...  Tarantula!  He has it locked in!  But wait a minute....  Max is on the apron, and nails Quinn right in the back of the head with a stiff forearm!  Now Max is grabbing hold of Quincy...  OH MY GOD!!!  Sitdown Crucifix Powerbomb...  Right through the timekeeper's table!  Unbelievable!  Both Max and Quinn seem to be knocked out!  Vinnie runs over, and drags Quincy into the ring!  Vinnie whips Quincy to the ropes...  Quincy rebounds right into a...  Tirt-A-Whirl Suplex!  Max is back in the world of the living, and begging for a tag!  Max climbs on to the top rope as Vinnie picks Quincy up by the head and gets him in position for a Powerbomb...  BAM!  Spiked Super Powerbomb!  That might be it right there!  Max goes for the cover...  But Quincy gets his foot up on the rope!  Frustrated...  Max gets back up, but holds off on his attack.  Instead, he steps back, waiting for Quincy to get back to his feet.  Quinn gets up and...  La Rabbia!  NO!  Quincy sidesteps him, and sends Max charging at full speed shoulder-first into the corner!  Quincy runs to the other side of the ring, rebounds off the ropes, uses Max's back as a catapult and...  Triple Jump Moonsault!  What a maneuver!  

Bil Withonel: Vinnie starts to run in, but is stopped by a recovered Quincy, who pulls on Vinnie's tree trunk-like legs, sending Vinnie crashing face first into the ring apron!  Acting quickly, Quinn grabs Vinnie by the head, taking a grteat amount of strength to drag him to his feet and...  Cradle DDT!  Right on the wooden debris caused by Max Powerbombing the "King of Submission" through the time keeper's table!  In the ring, Max shoves an attacking Quincy into the corner, giving him some time to get back to his feet as Quinn rolls into the ring.  Max begins to work over Quincy, oblivious of the fact that Quinn is advancing from behind.  Quincy blocks a left hook, and as Quinn gets right behind Max...  Total Elimination!  They nailed him with it!  Quinn goes for the cover...  1...  2...  3!!!   

Jared Lord: Here are your winners...  The Q's!!!

[The Q's quickly take off once they see Max getting back to his feet.  He exits the ring, helping Vinnie up.  Suddenly, "Last Resort" by Papa Roach blasts over the P.A. as Lieutenant Buzzcut makes his way down the aisle with a microphone.  He holds his hand up to silence the crowd and begins to speak.  Upon seeing Buzzcut, Max starts to run towards him.]

Buzzcut: Now, you don't want to do that, Max.

[Vinnie stops Max, trying to calm him down the best he can.]

Buzzcut: So Max, Vinnie, your surprise is about to come out.  Don't think of anyone people in this federation that would join me, think of way, way back, before you both left Italy.  Ladies and Maggots I give to you, Max's younger sister and my new valet, Tiziana! 

[Tiziana comes out, wearing a light pink top and a dark red miniskirt.  She puts her arms around Buzzcut, kissing him.  This completely infuriates both Vinnie and Max, who take off after Buzzcut, chasing him all the way to the backstage area.  The view then goes back to Matt and Bil.]

Matt Heath: Well, that's certainly one way to get under Max's skin!  I don't know if now was the best time for Buzzcut to reveal this...  He's supposed to be taking on X-Kalibur for the Hardcore Championship next!  Oh, wait a minute, I've just been informed that our cameras have caught up with Buzzcut and Tiziana, so let's go backstage right now.

[We see Buzzcut and Tiziana run into Buzzcut's dressing room.  Buzzcut is holding Tiziana in his arms, kissing her passionately.  Finally they let go of each other.]

Buzzcut: I have to go to the ring.  I'm going to lock the door.  Now don't let anyone in except me, okay?

Tiziana: Of course.

[Buzzcut leaves, shuts the door, and locks it.  We then return to the ring, where Jared Lord is about to announce the competitors for the next match.]

Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and is for the BSCW Hardcore Championship.  Introducing first...  From Parts Unknown...  Weighing in at 326 pounds...  Lieutenant Buzzcut!!

["Last Resort" by Papa Roach blasts over the P.A. as Buzzcut makes his way down to the ring.  He receives a huge chorus of boos for apparently breaking up the Aschera family.  He ignores all of them, simply looking very focused on his goal of becoming Hardcore Champion.  Suddenly, on the Vail Tron a scene of Max and Vinnie pounding on Buzzcut's door, trying like hell to get in.  Buzzcut flies into a rage, running back up the aisle.  Just as he's about to make it through the curtain to the backsdtage area, he falls to the ground.  As the crowd lets out a collective "Huh?" they're cofusion is dissipated when X-Kalibur walks out with a steel chair.]

Bil Withonel: Now that's how you start a match!  Amazingly, Buzzcut is getting up...  But gets knocked back down with a Rolling Lariat courtesy of X!  Buzzcut rolls to the bottom of the ramp, and as he gst up again, X tosses the chair at his head, cutting the big man open!  Ouch!  X lays sets the chair up next to Buzzcut as the Lieutenant tries to get to his feet.  Now X is grabbing another chair, and setting it up to face the original chair!  OOF!  Low Blow by Buzzcut, who sets X-Kalibur up for a Powerbomb...  NO!  X floats it into a Facebuster at the last minute, sending Buzzcut's face crashing into the chais!  Good Lord, he bent the steel chairs with his face!  You know that has to hurt!  Perhaps sensing victory is near, X-Kalibur climbs up onto the apron, and goes to the top rope as Buzzcut finally gets back to his feet!  X flies off with a Double Axe Handle...  But gets caught by the throat!  Chokeslam!  Buzzcut Chokeslammed X right on the steel chairs!  Buzzcut pulls out a table from under the ring, and sets it up at ringside.  He rolls X back into the ring, and follows him in immediately.  He picks X up by the head and...  Powerbombs him out of the ring, right through the table!  X-Kalibur hit with such impact that the table nearly wrapped around him!  Buzzcut steps out onto the ring apron and...  Big Splash!  He hooks the leg...  1...  2...  3!!!

Jared Lord: Here is your winner...  And New BSCW Hardcore Champion...  Lieutenant Buzzcut!!!

[As Buzzcut struggles to get his feet, Max C runs down to the ring with a baseball bat in his left hand.  As Buzzcut is handed the BSCW Hardcore Championship Belt, Buzzcut spins him around, and lays him out with a shot to the head with the baseball bat.  He stomps Buzzcut's head before leaving.]

Matt Heath: Well, Buzzcut finally tastes gold here in BSCW, but at what a price!  The feud between those two is definitely reach a fevered pitch.  Up next, we have Goo defending his Canadian Championship against "The Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan.  Things could get embarassing if Matt were to upset Goo, for the Canadian Title is still in the hands of Million Dollar Dragon, who stole it from Goo some time ago.  But before we see those two in action, I've just recived word that there has just been another confrontation between Taurus and brian Deegan.  Let's go to that footage right now.

[Fade backstage again. This time Brian and Hannibal Carver are talking.  Taurus walks into the scene, he slaps Carver five.  Brian just glares at him.] 
  
Taurus: Oh, don't let me get in your way Mr. New Sensation. So sorry to waste your time.  I wouldn't want to upset the pretty boy. 

Carver: [Slaps Taurus upside the head.] Stop acting like a bitch on the rag.  Apologize, now. 

Taurus: The hell with that, I'm out. 

[Taurus leaves.]

Carver: What in the hell is his problem? 

Brian: I don't know, him and Rick have been acting like c**ks lately. 

Carver: Weird. 

[The scene returns to the ring, where Jared Lord is once again ready.]

Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and is for the BSCW Canadian Championship.  Introducing first...  From Dorchester, Massachusetts...  Weighing in at 255 pounds...  Representing the Fearless Family...  "The Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan!!

[As "Falling Away From Me" by Korn wails througout the arena the crowd erupts into a fairly loud pop as they await the arrival of "The Innovator of Offense" Matt O'Riordan. Strobelights start flashing all around the entranceway as Matt O'Riordan walks down the rampway he points to his shirt that says ICON KILLER in silver letters on the front of his shirt. He is accompanied by none other than the beautiful Tina Carson. As he walks halfway down the ramp he stops and does a Justin Credible type pose as Tina stands behind him, and pyro is shooting off all over the place. Matt rolls into the ring and awaits his
opponent.]

Jared Lord: And his opponent...  From Grand Forks, North Dakota...  Weighing in at 254 pounds...  He is the undisputed BSCW Canadian Champion...  Goo!!

["Burnin' Down The House" by Tom Jones and The Cardigans begins to play as Goo makes his way down the aisle to a huge pop.  As should be no surprise, Goo is wearing tights with the visage of Matt O'Riordan ridiculously depicted on the posterior.  Goo rolls into the ring, shakes hands with Matt, and they lock up.]

Bil Withonel: Collar and Elbow Tie Up, as both men are jocking for position.  Matt comes out on top, and scores with a Side Headlock.  Goo attempts to get out of it by whipping O'Riordan to the ropes, but Matt holds on, and scores big with some kind of Bulldog / Facebreaker combination, jamming Goo's face into his knee!  Matt comes up from behind, locking Goo in a Full Nelson.  WHAM!  Showing great power there, he rocked Goo with an awesome Full Nelson Powerbomb!  Matt goes for the quick cover...  But only a count of one!  Matt quickly locks in a Sleeper Hold...  But Goo powers his way to his feet, and runs full force backwards into the corner, knocking the wind out of O'Riordan!  Taking his chance, Goo wraps his arm around Matt and nails him with a Goo Cutter!  Now it's Goo's turn to bring the pain, as he locks "The Innovator of Offense" in a Scissorlock Dragon Sleeper!  O'Riordan is fading fast!  Goo is increasing the pressure, hoping to put away the challenger as quickly as he can!  But that comes to and end with O'Riordan wrapping his feet around the bottom rope, and Goo finally releases the hold.  Goo grabs Matt by the head and whips him into the corner...  No, reversal!  Matt charges as Goo bounces out of the corner, jumps up to the middle ropes and...  WOW!!  Asai Moonsault into a DDT!  What a move!  Matt's signalling that it's over, and is climbing to the top rope!  He's going for a Moonsault!  NO!  Goo rolls out of the way!  Matt staggers back to his feet and...  Goo Kick!  To his credit, Matt does not go down!  Go charges at O'Riordan with a Clothesline and...

Matt Heath: NO!  O'Riordan with a Rolling Half Crab, right in the middle of the ring!  OOF!  Goo gets out of it with a wild kick with rakes the eyes of O'Riordan!  O'Riordan quickly goes to the ropes as Goo gets back to his feet...  Sunset Flip!  NO!!  Goo catches him in mid-air...  And hits a Vertebreaker!  Goo quickly goes for the cover...  1...  2...  Matt kicks out at the last possible second!  Matt with an Eye Rake, and he whips Goo to the corner...  But this time it's Goo that reverses it!  Goo comes running in full speed ahead...  Death Plunge!  He goes for the cover...  1...  2...  3!!!

Jared Lord: Here is your winner...  And still BSCW Canadian Champion...  Goo!!!

[As Goo gets his hand raised in victory, Matt broods in the corner, looking extremely depressed.  He charges at Goo, taking him down with a Clothesline.  He then picks Goo up, and hooks him in a Front Facelock, nailing him with the...]

Bil Withonel: Misery Bomb!  Goo is out cold!  Tina runs in, pleading with Matt to stop.  He finally relents, exiting the ring as Tina runs after him.  Damn, what the hell got into him?  Oh, speaking of which, I just reveived word that Buzzcut was just brutally attacked backstage.  Let's go to that footage.

[The scene switches to the exterior of Buzzcut's dressing room, where Buzzcut is knocking on the door, saying "It's me".  The door opens, and Max and Vincent Caschera drag Buzzcut in the room.  Max kicks Buzzcut in the gut, and they put Buzzcut through a coffee table with a Spiked Powerbomb.  Max grabs his younger sister by the arm, instructing Vincent to call the airport.  The scene then fades back to Matt and Bil.]

Matt Heath: Well, it appears the relationship between Buzzcut and Max and Vinnie's young sister is to be short-lived, as they're apparently putting her on a plane back to Italy!  Well, Max has other things to worry about now, as he'll be defending his coveted United States Title in a few minutes.  With that in mind, let's go to the ring.

Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty-five minute time limit.  Introducing first...  From Tornto, Canada...  Weighing in at 283 pounds...  Grinnin!!

["Sad But True" by Metallica blasts over the P.A. as Grinnin makes his way down the aisle.  He is greeted by a huge chant of "SMACKED" which he grins at.  He slides into the ring under the top rope and raises his left hand in the air, which gets him an even bigger pop.]

Jared Lord: And his opponent...  Accompanied to the ring by Vincent Caschera...  From Dublin, Ireland...  Weighing in at 324 pounds...  He is the undisputed BSCW United States Champion...  Max C!!

["It's My Life" by Bon Jovi begins to play as Max and Vinnie make their way down to the ring.  They receive a huge face pop from the crowd, as they take the time to slap hands with the fans at ringside.  Vinnie stands by at ringside as Max enters the ring.  Max walks over to Grinnin and the two start talking.  Max apparently tells a joke, as the two men begin laughing.  They nod at each other shake hands, and retreat to their respective corners to wait for the opening bell.]

Bil Withonel: Wow.  We haven't seen sportsmanship like that since the heyday of Andrew Sampson.  Both men are circling each other, looking for an opening.  Max finds it, and lands a knee to the midsection of Grinnin, followed up by a Side Headlock.  Grinnin puches off, sending Max into the ropes.  Max rebounds as Grinnin jumps top the canvas.  Max leaps over Grinnin, rebounds off the ropes on the other side of the ring and...  Thumb to the eye!  Max staggers back a bit, leaving him wide open for a Short Arm Clothesline by Grinnin!  Grinnin picks him up by the had, and executes a picture perfect Snapmare, which he floats into a Chinlock.  OOF!  Max lets a backhand fly, and he catches the bridge of Grinnin's nose!  Grinnin releases the hold, as Max gets back to his feet.  Grinnin shakes the cobwebs loose and charges at the big man...  Who sends the Grinman flying into the corner with a Spinning Lariat!  Max comes in fast and hard with a Back Elbow that drops Grinnin to his knees!  Max grabs Grinnin by the head...  Gets him in position and...  Grande Capo!  He nailed him with it!  Max goes for the pin...  1...  2...  NO!  Kick out by Grinnin!  But what's going on here?

[Suddenly, we see Lieutenant Buzzcut running down the aisle. Vinnie runs up to meet him at the halfway point, and the two brawl to the backstage area.]

Matt Heath: I think both Max and Grinnin owe a great debt to Vinnie.  You have to believe that Buzzcut would love to get his hands on Grinnin as well as Max.  Max watches his brother chase Buzzcut away...  Which gives Grinnin some much needed rest!  Grinnin is up, and nails Max with a Russian Leg Sweep into the corner!  He follows it up with a series of stiff knife edge chops to the chest, and finally gets Max out of the corner with an unbelievable Gut Wrench Powerbomb!  What a show of power by Grinnin!  Grinnin drops the knee, but misses the mark!  He gets up quickly, but so does Max!  Grinnin spins around...  Right into the waiting hand of Max C!  Chokeslam!  Max stands over Grinnin, trying to catch his breath.  OOF!  Grinnin with a Superbowl-winning field goal kick to the unmentionables of Max C!  Grinnin gets up, and whips Max to the ropes.  Max rebounds right into a kick to the gut!  Gobsmacker!  NO!!  Max blocks it, and crushes Grinnin with a modified Cobra Clutch Slam!  He picks Grinnin up by the head...  And gives him a taste of his own medicine with the Mafio Shot!  Grinnin flies into the ropes...  He rebounds...  And Max is waiting, getting him up on his shoulders!  Offer You Can't Refuse!  He nailed it!  1...  2...  3!!!

Jared Lord: Here is your winner...  And Still BSCW United States Champion...  Max C!!

[Max helps Grinnin up to his feet, and extends his hand.  Grinnin accepts, and Max raises Grinnin's hand to a tremendous face pop.  The scene then fades to the backstage area.  Hannibal has Taurus and Brian 
together, and it looks like he is repremanding them.] 

Carver:"Why don't you girls just shut the fook up and have a beer?" 

Brian: Beer? Oh, well, I'll have a Fosters. Oh yeah Tim, you can have that too, seein as it's made in Australia, and not America. You know, the home of the free. 

Carver: All right, that was just plain bitchy.  I thought you left the PMS shit back with Ashley. 

Taurus: Home of the free. Does that mean I'm free to beat your f**kin face in? 

Carver: What in the fook is the matter with you two? 

Brian: Looks like success is getting to the ol' workhorse's head. 

Taurus: No, it looks like this pretty boy doesn't know his place. 

Carver: What you mean by that? 

Taurus: Who is he to get in my way, and talk about me?  I'm the World Champion damn it! 

Brian: I'm one half of the tag champions thats who. 

Taurus: Uh huh, and success is going to MY head? 

Carver: Guys, out of respect for me, stay the fook away from eachother for awhile. Cool off, you pansies. Jesus! 

Brian: Whatever. [He leaves.] 

Carver: Tim, you should know better to start five year old shit like that. 

Taurus: Well, he better not get in my way. 

[The scene then fades back, for a final time, to Bil and Matt.]

Bil Withonel: Well, as we've seen all night, the tempers have been flaring between Taurus and Brian Deegan.  It's all about to come to a head, as Leo and Taurus take on the Significant Brothers for the BSCW Tag Team Titles.  Let's wrap this part up by swinging it back to Jared Lord.

Jared Lord: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit.  Introducing first...  From Los Angeles, California and Osaka, Japan respectively...  Weighing in at a combined 449 pounds...  They are the BSCW Cruiserweight and World Champions...  Leo and Taurus!!

["Scarecrow" by Ministry blasts over the P.A. as Leo and Taurus make their way down to the ring.  They receive a huge pop from the audience as they enter the ring.]

Jared Lord: And their opponents...  From Dorchester, Massachusetts...  Weighing in at a combined 445 pounds...  Representing the Fearless Family...  They Are the undisputed BSCW Tag Team Champions...  "Bad Religion" John O'Riordan and "The New Sensation" Brian Deegan...  The Significant Brothers!!

["Breakdown" by Tantric begins to play as Deegan and O'Riordan run down the aisle.  They slide into the ring under the bottom rope, and immediately start brawling with Leo and Taurus.  Brian sends Leo rolling to the outside of the ring with a Standing Blockbuster, while Taurus thwarts a Clothesline attempt by O'Riordan and nails him with a T-Bone Suplex.  Suddenly, Jared Lord picks up the microphone and begins to speak.]

Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a slight change to this main event.  Per order of BSCW Commissioner Philippe LaFleur, this will be a Triple Threat Tag Team Match with the BSCW Tag Team Championship on the line.  Introducing the third team...  From Quebec, Canada and Anchorage, Alaska repsetively...  Weighing in at a combined 446 pounds...  Quincy LaCroix and "King of Submission" Quinn Charbonneau...  The Q's!!

["Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen blasts over the P.A. as Brian and Taurus lug it out in the ring.  Quincy and Quinn run down the aisle, and knock both Taurus and John down with an amazing Springboard Double Dropkick.  The two pose as Brian and Taurus struggle to get to their feet.]

Bil Withonel: The Q's added to the match?  What the hell?  I know The Q's won the right to fight for the titles, but in the same damn night?!?  Anyway, while Quinn and Quincy are busy posing, Taurus runs up behind and bum rushes Quinn, tosses him out of the ring.  Brian lands a kick to the gut on Quincy, and gets him up for a Powerbomb...  Spiked Powerbomb!  Unbelievebly, Taurus and Brian are working together!  Taurus goes for the pin, but doesn't even get a count of one before Brian pulls him off!  Taurus is enraged!  He shoves Brian, who responds with a shove of his own!  OOF!  A stiff as hell left hook to the face of Brian, who responds with a Lariat!  Now he's putting the boots to Taurus, but is stopped short by Leo, who climbs up onto the ring apron and nails a beautiful Springboard Clothesline on "The New Sensation"!  Quincy is back to his feet, steps back as Leo turns around...  And nearly takes the BSCW Cruiserweight Champ's head off with a Superkick!  Quinn rolls in, and together he and Quincy put some serious hurt to Leo qith an awe-inspiring Spiked Falcon Arrow!  Quinn goes for the cover, but it's broken up by Taurus!  Quinn charges at the Japanese Akita, who takes control of the situation with an Arm Bar Takedown, floated into a Fujiwara Arm Bar!  John O'Riordan runs in and nails a Diving Reverse DDT on Quincy, and helps out Taurus by turning it into a Double Fujiwara Arm Bar!  Brian and Leo are back to their feet...  They come off the ropes, and nail each other's tag team p[artner with a Low Dropkick to the face!  Brian and Leo quickly get to their feet, charge, and knock each other down with a Double Clothesline!  

Matt Heath: Amazing action thus far in our main event.  Quincy helps his partner up, and they begin doing some serious zombie stomping to Brian and Leo!  Taurus puts a stop to it with an amazing Double Hangman's Neckbreaker!  John gets to his feet, tips Taurus up with a Leg Sweep, and puts him down with a Cradle Northern Lights Suplex!  The ref dives to start the count...  1...  2...  NO!  The count's broken up by Leo, who ruins John's romantic plans with a Double Leg Drop to the crotch!  Leo begins putting the bad mouth to John, but doesn't notice Geegan, who runs up from behind and...  Deegan's Deadly Drop!  Taurus charges at Brian, and they both go tumbling through the ropes and onto the concrete floor below!    The Q's are up, and have some evil intentions in mind for "Bad Religion".  They pick John up by the head...  Double Kick to the gut, and Quinn locks him in a Front Facelock...  Spiked Cradle DDT!  Quincy holds onto the bridge...  1...  2...  NO!  Amazingly, O'Riordan was able to kick out!  Leo is getting back to his feet...  But seeing Taurus and Deegan go at it outside, he ignores the action in the ring!  Leo runs towards the ropes and....  Knocks both Taurus and Deegan down with a Springboard Capricorn Press! Amazing!!  This place is going absolutely insane!  I think he knocked himself silly with that as well, as all three men are lying on the ground, seemingly unable to get up!  In the ring, Quinn charges at O'Riordan, who shocks the hell out of all of us with a Tornado Spinebuster out of nowhere!  John looks about to collapse!  He gets ready to cover Quinn for a succesful title defense, but Quincy comes from behind and nails him with the Q-Driver!  Quincy yells something about number twelve to Quinn, and heads to the top rope.  Quinn grabs John by the head, and crotches him on the top turnbuckle on the opposite corner from Quincy.  Quinn hooks his feet under the top rope and...  Spider German Suplex!  Quincy flies off the top....  Spider Splash!  They nailed it!  Quincy hooks the leg...  1...  2...  3!!!  new champs!  My God, I can't believe it!  The Q's win it!

Jared Lord: Here are your winners...  And New BSCW Tag Team Champions...  The Q's!!!

["ANother One Bites The Dust" re-plays as Quinn and Quincy are handed the BSCW Tag Team Championship belts.  They raise them high overhead as the enteire arena boos the hell out of them.  The camera pulls back so we can see Leo, Taurus amd Brian Deegan still knocked out cold on the floor as we fade to black.]