[The scene opens to a blank, black screen. Suddenly, "Super Bon Bon" by Soul Coughing begins to play as we see an explosion of BSCW images.
The Rebel nails the Confederate Drop on Mr. M.A.K.
Taurus locks the Horns of Taurus in on Joker.
Leo nails a Sexysault on Joker.
Goo hits the Goo train on Buzzcut.
Buzzcut military presses Grinnin and tosses him out of the ring and into the guard rail.
Johnny Spades hits the Sure Shot on Vic Simmons.
Gemini hits a double chokeslam on Brian Deegan.
Vic Simmons nails Brendan Deegan with a splash onto a shopping cart.
Brian Deegan hits the Epilogue on Gemini I.
And finally, Justin Keith hits his Blockbuster Surprise on the Rebel as the screen explodes and the Thursday Night Blockbuster logo appears. A big "FRIDAY" then smashes overtop the Thursday.] [The scene fades and is replaced by an aerial view of the Underground, in Casper, Wyoming. We see some noteworthy signs that say "Taylor, let’s do the ‘Bump’", "X-ecute Buzzcut" and "Screw you, I’m poor!". We head down to our broadcast team of Peter Gregory and Chris Choate.] PG: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Thursday Night Blockbuster, this week taking place on Friday! Tonight we have three 6-man preliminary matches for the "Survival of the Fittest" competition, as well as a Hardcore title match between Buzzcut and X-Kalibur. That title keeps bouncing around, can Buzzcut successfully defend it tonight? CC: Of course he can, he’s HUGE! But let’s get right to the action! [We cut to black and then fade in to the ring.] Jared Lord: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a preliminary match in the "Survival of the Fittest" competition! Introducing first, from Venice, Italy, he is the "Menace From Venice" Tre Roselli! [As The Sopranos theme songs wails through the building,there is a mix of boos and cheers. Tre Roselli starts to jog to the ring sliding on his chest and then runs to the corner and stands on the second rope with his arms out in a cross.] JL: His partner, from Anchorage, Alaska, and weighing in at 224 pounds, he is one half of the BSCW tag team champions and is accompanied by Quincy Lacroix, here is the "King of Submission" Quinn Charbonneau! ["Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen plays as Quinn comes out with Quincy at his side. They hold up the BSCW tag team titles in the air before strutting to ringside. Quincy not only is wearing a Quebec Nordiques jersey, but is also waving a huge Canadian flag. Quinn steps into the ring with Roselli and says nothing as he sits on the turnbuckle.] JL: And their partner, from Florence, Italy and weighing in at 300 pounds, here is Vinnie Caschera! ["Power Trip" by Monster Magnet plays as Vinnie enters, and slides into the ring where he poses for the crowd with his arms up. He gets a nice pop.] JL: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 723 pounds, here are Brian Deegan, Hardcore Bob, and the BSCW Canadian champion, Goo! ["Burnin’ Down the House" plays as the team comes out together. They race to the ring, and we’re underway.] PG: We’ve got a 6-man brawl to begin things! It’s interesting to see that one team came out individually, while the other came out together. CC: Who cares? PG: Now the ref has things in hand, and we’ll start off with Hardcore Bob going up against Vinnie. They lock up, and the big man absolutely kills Bob. He backs him to the corner and punches him several times in the gut. He now hiptosses Bob out of the corner, tossing him like a ragdoll! Vinnie whips Bob and hits him with a big boot. Vinnie now picks up Bob, bounces off the ropes, and nails the Clothesline from Hell! He tags in Tre Roselli, whips Bob, lifts him….and….ITALIAN CONNECTION! The two nailed it, even though they’ve never teamed before! Roselli covers…1…2….3! Bob is out! CC: Bob sucks, who cares! Immediately, Brian Deegan jumps in and begins to attack Roselli. He whips him to the ropes and hits a dropkick. Brian sends Tre quickly to the ropes again, but Tre now tags in Quinn Charbonneau! Brian licks his chops, as he’s looking for some revenge! Brian ducks a punch from Quinn, and hits some jabs of his own! He whips Quinn of the ropes, but Quinn rolls through….into the Alaskan Crab! He’s got it strapped on Deegan in the middle of the ring, but Goo comes in to break the hold. Quinn yells at Goo, and turns into a dropkick from Deegan! Deegan picks up Quinn, and….reverse DDT! 1….2….no! Vinnie is in to break up the count. Brian picks up Quinn, but Quinn reverses a whip and nails a teardop suplex! He’s going for the Spider Lock, but Goo runs in and knocks Quinn off! Quinn curses out Goo as he tags in Tre. Brian dives and makes a tag to Goo, and here we go! PG: Goo levels Tre with some right hands upon getting the hot tag. He tries to whip Tre, who blocks and kicks Goo in his large stomach. Twist of Fate neckbreaker! 1…2….no! Goo kicks out. Tre locks up and goes behind Goo, but Goo reverses and goes behind Tre. Reverse release Tiger suplex! Goo practically tossed Tre out of the ring! Tre goes for a tag, but Goo grabs him and locks in a scissorlock dragon sleeper! Tre is fighting, but has no way out! Vinnie finally enters and puts the boot to Goo, and then exits. Tre decides not to tag out and charges Goo, who gives him a big spinebuster! He looks at Deegan, and tags him in. What are they doing? CC: They’re going to opposite corners…my God, Goo and Deegan are going to do the Two Post Massacre! PG: You’ve got to be kidding! Goo can’t jump that far, so Roselli is much closer to him….Deegan has to fly across the ring! CC: They jump….Deegan with a guillotine leg drop! Goo with the Goo Drop! Deegan covers…1…2….3! Roselli has been eliminated, and we’re down to 2 on 2! PG: Vinnie comes in and charges at Deegan. He whips him…grabs him…chokeslam! Vinnie now picks up the lifeless Deegan and crotches him on the top rope. He makes a slicing motion across his throat, and….SUPER CHOKESLAM TO DEEGAN! 1….2….3! Deegan is gone, and we’re down to 2 on 1! CC: Goo goes after Vinnie with some forearm shots, and now the two tie up. Vinnie reverses a whip and hits Goo with a big boot. He tags out to Quinn. Quinn dumps Goo with a suplex and then puts on the Tequilla Sunrise! Both Goo’s leg and his arm are in pain here! Goo…gets….to the ropes! The hold is broken. PG: Charbonneau stays on the attack, as he puts on a cross arm scissors. He’s really wrenching at Goo’s left arm here. Goo grabs the ropes again, and the hold is broken. Charbonneau goes behind Goo, and he’s going for the Series of Q! But Goo reverses and goes behind Quinn…abdominal stretch! No wait….into the Octopus Stretch! Great move by Goo! CC: Quinn is in a ton of pain here, but he gets to the corner. Goo then whips him to the other corner….GOO TRAIN! He goes for the bulldog…but Quinn pushes him away! Goo almost hit the Plunge right there. Goo tries the Goo Kick, but Quinn grabs his leg and turns it into the Alaskan Crab! Goo is fighting for the ropes….and….gets there! Quinn tags in Vinnie, who ties up with Goo. He goes for the Bella Faccia, and has it slapped on! How much can Goo take! Goo is going for the ropes…and…he…gets them! Vinnie tries to drag Goo back, but Goo holds to the ropes. Vinnie stomps Goo and picks him up for the Grande Capo….Goo with a small package! 1…2….3! Goo just eliminated Vinnie, who is shocked! PG: Charbonneau takes little time in coming in and stomping on Goo, however. He whips Goo, cradles…and…Cradle DDT! That’ll do it! 1….2…..no! Another kick out by Goo! Charbonneau is frustrated. He picks up Goo for a front suplex, but instead crotches him on the top rope. What’s he doing? He’s going to the top rope, behind Goo! CC: He’s on Goo’s shoulders on the top rope! It’s a top rope victory roll! Beautiful move! 1…2….no! No! No! Goo kicks out! Charbonneau picks up Goo and chops him across the chest. Goo reverses a whip, and backdrops Quinn all the way to the outside! He gets some momentum…and….SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP! That’s the fattest Space Flying Tiger Drop I’ve ever seen, but Goo really connected! It takes them both time to get up, and now Goo rolls in Quinn. He whips him to the corner and hits a splash….now a bulldog back! It’s the Plunge! 1….2…..3! Goo did it! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, you’re Survivor….GOO! [Goo celebrates as he tries to catch his breath as we cut back to the announce table.] PG: I don’t know how he did it, but Goo pulled out the victory, and will continue on in the Survival of the Fittest competition. CC: Let’s go to Jared Lord for our next match. JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is another preliminary match in the Survival of the Fittest competition. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 814 pounds, the team of Taka Tamada, Quincy LaCroix, and the "Assassin" Ken Ness! ["Down With the Sickness" now blares as Ness enters first, followed by Lacroix and Tamada. Lacroix is dressed as he was earlier, and still waves his large Canadian flag as his teammates enter the ring and wait. Tamada slides into the ring, clasps his hands and bows.] JL: And their opponents, at a combined weight 680 pounds, the team of Grinnin, Hiroshi Masato, and "Deadly" Derek Irvin! ["Spoonman" by Soundgarden blares through the PA as these three men rush the ring, and we’re underway.] PG: Match #2 is underway! The slugfest appears to be over, and it looks like we’ll start out with Grinnin against Tamada. They lock up, and Grinnin tosses him to the corner. He chops him to the chest, HARD. [Crowd: WHOO!] PG: Grinnin now whips Tamada and hits a back body drop. He springs of the ropes and drops a hard elbow into Tamada’s gut. Grinnin is up, and he’s already going for the Gobsmacker! He’s waiting for Taka to get up….and…. CC: GOBSMACKER! That didn’t take long! He covers! 1….2….no! Look, Hiroshi broke up the cover. He didn’t want his own teammate to be eliminated! Grinnin turns, and nails Hiroshi with the Gobsmacker as Taka sneaks a tag to Lacroix! Lacroix knocks Grinnin from the ring, and picks up Masato. He grabs the right arm and pulls it back, lifts, and….JAPANESE OCEAN SUPLEX by Lacroix into a pin! 1…2….no! He kicks out. Lacroix tags Ness, who wastes little time in grabbing Hiroshi…it’s the Killer! 1…2…3! Masato is gone! PG: Now Grinnin is back in, and he flattens Lacroix with a hard clothesline. He tags to Irvin, who enters with a springboard dropkick. Cover! 1…2….no! Lacroix kicks out. Derek picks him up, kicks him in the gut, and hits an implant DDT! He’s going to the top rope, is it time to see the DDI? CC: But Ness just crotched Irvin on the top rope! My balls are sore every time I see something like that. PG: Thanks for sharing. Lacroix tags in Ness, who walks over to Irvin. He snapmares him off, and puts on a dragon sleeper! It’s the Snipe! Great move! CC: Irvin is fading, but he manages to to sneak a foot on the ropes to break the hold. Now Ness hammers the smaller man with a clothesline. Ness is going for the Killer! Low blow by Irvin! He leaps….tornado DDT! Both men are down! Now Ness is up before Irvin….and Irvin pounces up and DDT’s him to the mat in one fluid motion! Backlash! Backlash! What a move! 1….2…..3! Ness is gone! PG: Taka Tamada is in with a dropkick to Irvin. He whips Irvin and tries a move, but Derek counters with a sitdown reverse powerbomb. Derek picks up Taka and whips, but Taka reverses. Derek hits a springboard leaping reverse elbow to knock down Taka! Derek goes for the Deadly Dream, but Taka squirms out and rolls him up 1…2…no! DDI kicks out. Taka hits a hurricanrana for a pin! 1….2….no! DDI kicks out again! Taka tries to kick but it’s blocked….enzuigiri! That knocked him out cold! 1….2…..no! DDI kicks out again! Taka picks up Derek, who hits him with a European uppercut. He hooks, and….DEADLY DRIVER! He makes a tag to Grinnin with his last ounce of strength! CC: Grinnin has some unfinished business with Taka. He waits for him to get up, and….GOBSMACKER! 1…2…3! PG: Now Lacroix is the last one left for his team. He leaps in and Grinnin almost beheads him with a clothesline. Grinnin reverses a whip and Cactus clotheslines both men outside. They brawl on the outside as DDI enters the ring…here he comes! He leaps to the top rope…..180 springboard Asai moonsault to the outside! That took out both men! DDI is up, and he runs into the ring to pose! Grinnin is back up, and he drags Lacroix to the ring. He hits a springboard clothesline, and then sets up for the Gobsmacker….Lacroix spins Grinnin and pushes him to the ropes. Pumphandle by Lacroix, he’s going for the Q-Driver…but Grinnin floats over, spins and….GOBSMACKER! He quickly tags Irvin, who heads up top…..DDI! Cover for 1…2….3! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, your survivors….Grinnin and "Deadly" Derek Irvin! [The two look at each other with much of a celebration before going their separate ways as we go back to the announce table.] PG: Another great match, and now we have Goo, Grinnin and Irvin left in the Survival of the Fittest contest. Great participants so far, and let’s continue. CC: Peter, one thing you forgot to mention is that was Ken Ness’ last match in BSCW. Both he and X-Kalibur will leave after tonight due to personal reasons. PG: Yes, it’s too bad to see them go. Now we head back to the ring, for our third 6-man match. JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is tonight’s third preliminary match in the Survival of the Fittest competition! Team one weighs in at a combined weight of 778 pounds, here are the Rebel, Mr. M.A.K and "Cold Blooded Thriller" Johnny Spades! ["My Own Prison" by Creed plays as the team enters rather separately. They get in the ring as Rebel strikes his crucifixion pose.] JL: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 686 pounds, here are Leo, "Bump" Taylor James, and the Million Dollar Dragon! ["California Uber Alles" by Disposable Heroes of Hipoprisy plays as team #2 comes out. Leo takes his time, MDD struts alongside Emelio, and James storms to the ring.] PG: Here we go! James is hammering at all three men, but now Rebel catches him with a short arm clothesline. It’ll be Rebel and James to start, and Rebel now hits a running knee lift. He tags M.A.K, who comes in with some punches. He goes for an Irish whip, but James reverses and hits a sidewalk slam, right into an extended Boston crab! James lets go of the hold, and then kicks M.A.K in the gut. He double underhooks…Pedigree! 1….2….3! M.A.K is gone right off the bat! CC: Johnny Spades storms the ring and takes down James with a vicious clothesline. James tags out to MDD, who comes in and catches another clothesline from Spades. Spades whips MDD and hits a powerslam! 1…2…no! MDD kicks out. Spades goes for a powerbomb, but MDD turns it into a facebuster! He tags Leo, who slaps on a sleeper hold…and then slams Spades out of it! He gives up 70 pounds to Spades, and still takes him down! PG: Leo sets up his next move, but Spades gets in a low blow. He powerbombs Leo, and turns it right into the Sharpshooter! Leo goes for the ropes…and…gets there! Spades whips Leo and hits a swinging neckbreaker. He tags in Rebel, who hits Leo with a dropkick as soon as he gets up. He whips Leo and drop toe holds him, and puts on a chinlock as Spades gets the blind tag, bounces off the ropes, and drops the leg to Leo’s neck! 1…2…no! Leo kicks out again. Spades nails Leo with a DDT! 1…2…no! Leo needs to make a tag! CC: Spades picks up Leo, who reverses a whip and then hot shots Spades. He sends Spades to the corner…and…what’s this? He’s in the tree of woe! PG: Here comes the Slip and Slide! He nails Spades with a baseball slide to the face! Leo still doesn’t tag out, and instead snap suplexes Spades. He goes to the top rope….frog splash! 1…2…no! Spades kicks out! Leo picks him up as Rebel gets a blind tag. They whip Leo, who ducks under both men, comes back…and hits a hanging double DDT! He clotheslines both men to the outside, and….here he comes! Watch out! CC: Capricorn Press! Great move by Leo! He rolls Rebel back in and goes to the top rope….Leo Drop misses! Rebel rolled out of the way! Now Rebel is up….Confederate Drop! He pins as Spades holds down Leo’s legs from the outside! 1…2….3! Leo is gone, and that’s a shocker! PG: MDD, restless of being out of action, runs in to assault the Rebel. Rebel reverses a whip, but MDD nails a flying head scissors! MDD hits a spinning heel kick and covers…1…2…no! Kick out. MDD picks up Rebel and tries a kick…Dragon Rage! He nailed him with it! 1….2….no! Rebel kicks out AGAIN! Rebel goes to make a tag to Spades, but MDD pulls him back! MDD hooks and nails the Halifax Bulldog! He goes to the second rope in the corner, as he picks up Rebel….Million Dollar Blast! 1….2….3! Spades tried to break it up, but Emelio stopped him! Spades is pissed, and he just pedigreed Emelio! James gets a blind tag, and Spades turns right into Dixie Mafia Kick! James picks up the bigger Spades, and…Death Valley Driver! He goes to the top rope….Divine Wind Headbutt! 1….2….3! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, your survivors….the Million Dollar Dragon and Taylor James! [Once again, the two celebrate and then stare each other down. MDD helps Emelio up and walks off as James continues to pose for the crowd.] PG: We’ve got one more match tonight, folks, and that’s for the Hardcore title. But before we go, make sure not to miss Battleground this week, as we see more preliminary matches in the SotF competition, a Cruiserweight title match between Leo and DDI, and much, much more. CC: Shut up, I want to see Buzzcut kick ass! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it’s for the BSCW Hardcore championship! Already in the ring is the challenger….X-Kalibur! And his opponent, weighing in at 326 pounds, he is the BSCW Hardcore champion…Lt. Buzzcut! [Lights go out as spotlights run over the crowd. At the entrance a huge explosion comes from the floor and the lights come up to a dim, green light as one of the spot lights hits the entrance to show Lt. Buzzcut standing there with Tiziana. Buzzcut starts walking down the ram at a very fast pace with Tiziana trying to keep up. He stops in front of the ring as Tiziana walk in front of him. She takes off his dogtags and kisses him on the cheak. He keeps a angry face the whole time. "Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays.] PG: They tie up, and Buzzcut slams X to the mat. He picks him up and military presses him…and slams him! Buzzcut now military presses him once more…and tosses him to the outside on to the guard rail! Ouch! CC: Buzzcut now digs out a table from underneath the ring, and picks up X-Kalibur. He rolls him inside…and military presses him again! I think he’s going to toss him through the table! Wait, X gets out of the press and hits Buzzcut with a spinning heel kick! He gets up and meets a hard clothesline from Buzzcut. Hey, what’s this? PG: That’s Max C, he’s out here now, and taunting Buzzcut! Buzzer leaves the ring….and look at that! It’s Vinnie! He just picked up Tizziana and ran off with her! Now Buzzcut is really pissed! X dropkicks Buzzcut to the apron, and then charges at him…but Buzzcut catches him! He turns…CANNONBALL DROP THROUGH THE TABLE! He covers…1…2….3! JL: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and STILL BSCW Hardcore champion…Buzzcut! [Buzzcut doesn’t even wait as he picks up his belt and runs to the back to find Max, Vinnie, and Tizziana.] CC: I hate Max and Vinnie! Now they take Tizziana away from Buzzcut! PG: What about all the crap he’s put them through? CC: Shut up. Hey, Buzzcut may be the most dominating Hardcore champ in recent memory. PG: I may have to agree with you there. Well folks, that’s it for us. See you next week, and make sure to check out Battleground on Sunday! [We quickly roll credits and fade to black.]
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